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LeBron Gives Kent Bazemore A Forearm Shiver From Hell Because He’s A Chump

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gif via this NBA Reddit thread

Yep. That’ll do. That right there was 100% an intentional forearm shiver from LeBron on Kent Bazemore. I don’t really like this move, I actually LOVE it. If you remember, Bazemore flapped his gums all throughout the Eastern Conference Finals last season only to be swept 4-0. Oh, and there was also that thing when people dug up some old tweets where Bazemore called LeBron a “pussy” and “lil blow job”

You come at the king you best not miss.

It’s only game 1 of the preseason and we’ve already got JR Smith taking swings at Al Horford and LeBron giving Kent Bazemore a forearm shiver. I like the toughness and the message it sends even if it is a tad bit uncalled for when the games don’t even count.

JK, if Bazemore is undercutting the best player in the world in a preseason game then someone on the Cavs needs to knock him the F out no questions asked.

Pretty shocked Delly didn’t get tangled up with anyone.

PS- If the main rivalry this season (besides D-Fish and Matt Barnes) is LeBron and Kent fucking Bazemore then I just cannot support the NBA this year. That’s the biggest talent disparity I’ve seen since that redhead with the bombs and the snozzberries dude from Super Troopers got married.

 

LeBron pushes David Blatt (I don’t know what to think of this)

At first glance it just seemed like LeBron was pushing Blatt out of the way so the coach wouldn’t get a technical. A couple more loops through and I’m not sure. That extra “oomf” at the end seems a little unnecessary, no? Maybe I’m just an idiot trying to look into something that’s not there? That’s probably it.

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It certainly seems like this will morph into a way bigger deal than when LeBron “ran into” Spoelstra in Miami. I’m sure this’ll be blown out of proportion just like when LeBron told D-Wade they were going to be reunited after their Christmas Day game.

Twitter of course went nuts and people were “outraged.” I don’t know, man. I just don’t know.

Whatever, can’t wait to NOT watch ESPN when Skip and Stephen A spend 80 minutes looking into this.

The internet, of course, did its thing

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“That moment when J.R. Smith finds out you can push your coach without consequence… “

This would be a complete non-story if the Cavs were say, 30-8