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(Reader Email) Steelers fan gets JACKED UP by former LFL player in the Muni lot

October 23, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

We got this email 2 days ago:

“So I’m a little late with this but the guy getting truck sticked in the video is my good friend and die hard Steelers fan. Now I was back at my house passed out on the couch by the time this all happened and he was very drunk and roaming around the Muni Lot all by himself wearing that James Harrison jersey so I have no idea how he ended up in this situation but it is glorious. After doing a little research, we found out the chick that tackled him is a former lingerie football league player turned body builder or something like that. He later returned to my house jersey-less as it was ripped from his body and caught on fire… Muni Lot Life“

“Muni Lot Life.” Couldn’t have said it better myself. If you wear a Steelers jersey into the Muni Lot on a Sunday though you just kind of have to go in knowing that it’ll be ripped off of your body and burned, right? That’s just common sense. Muni Lot 101.

Apparently we’re becoming a real life functioning website now that gets reader tips and emails. Couldn’t be happier. As for this incident he’s talking about, I cut down the original video and made it into GIF form:

This was his “Oh shit” moment

BOOM MOTHERFUCKER! Hey dude, next time you challenge a girl to a little 1 on 1 football you should make sure she’s not, ya know, a former professional women’s football player… but I digress. (And she is/was an LFL player and a fitness model, the guy who sent me the email provided pictures) I know exactly what this Steelers fan was thinking too. He was thinking that he’d just be able to go in all cute and when he went to tackle her he’d be able to grab her waist, swing her around a couple times, then gently take her to the ground while they both laughed and smiled (every guy reading this knows EXACTLY the move I’m talking about).

But nope. No sir. Little did he know he was going up against the reincarnation of Lawrence Taylor in woman form. CHOO CHOO, bitch! Now you’re concussed!

After seeing this my mind immediately thought of the South Park episode that made fun of Dan Snyder earlier this year and I think the comparison is spot on.

The Aftermath.

The rest of the video shows the guy stumbling around in a stupor due to the perfect combination of a mild concussion and a fifth of Jack Daniels. If people read this and scream “assault” or something of the sort, they’re morons. The guy gives her a congratulatory high five at the end. Everything is fine. We’re all buddies. Muni Lot Life.

PS- If anyone has tips, funny stories, or pictures/videos such as the one above from happenings around Cleveland, SEND THEM TO US. If you’re in line at Chipotle and Justin Gilbert orders carnitas (because carnitas is the worst choice ever) send it to us. If you see Shawn Marion slamming vodka at Barley House, send it in. If you see some guy playing dizzy bat in the muni lot and he falls on his face, send it. We’re not gonna be TMZ-like, we’ll decide if it is site worthy. We’re trying to build something here and we’d love if the readers got involved. Send stuff that’s funny, disturbing, outrageous, whatever. If you want us to write a post or do a power rankings or touch on something, let us know! We’re open to everything. If you like something, share it with your friends. If you think something we did sucks, let us know it fucking sucks. We can take it.

Send everything to Bottlegatecle@gmail.com. (can you believe someone already had “bottlegate@gmail.com” WTF man)

Muni Lot Life.

Thanks to Jarrod for the email

Buckeyes, College Football

Guy runs on field during OSU game; promptly gets jacked up by former linebacker

September 28, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

A fan ran onto the field last night during the 2nd quarter of the Buckeyes 50-28 demolishing of the Cincinnati Bearcats. He was met by former Ohio State Linebacker and current strength coach Anthony Schlegel. It went how you’d expect. RIP fan. #ThoughtsAndPrayers

Stone Cold loved it too

Props to OSU strength coach Anthony Schlegel. That tackle was worth 5 Buckeye helmet stickers and the game ball.

— Steve Austin (@steveaustinBSR) September 28, 2014

And then it got the WWE treatment

General

Kim Kardashian might have the moves to become an NFL fullback

September 26, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

From The Huffington Post-

Kardashian arrived at the show in a chauffeured car along with Kanye West and Kris Jenner. The vehicle was surrounded by hundreds of photographers and onlookers waiting to catch a glimpse of the stars. After she exited the right-side passenger door,Kardashian was tackled by someone from her right side, according to video obtained by TMZ.

In the chaotic footage, Jenner yells “Stop it!” and someone says “Oh my God.” A security guard grabbed the reality star as other security personnel intervened. Kardashian, Jenner and West were then escorted away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp0fHimu6ks

Damn, did you see the way she just brushed aside that defender? That’s some William “The Refrigerator” Perry power right there. I’ve always knew she had the lower body strength to be a goal line back but I’ve always been concerned with her quickness and her ball handling. On ~~private~~ tape she shows good hip flexibility and the ability to really finish off a play and score. She doesn’t dance around, just looks for the quickest way to put the pigskin in ~~her~~ the end zone. Kim knows that it’s all about a game of inches. She does seem to struggle in blocking and has an affinity to allow penetration into the backfield. While she can play multiple positions, she is most definitely not a Tight End. Ray Agnew watch your back. She’s Armenian, shaped like a can of Campbell’s Chunky Soup, can break tackles, and runs downhill with a full head of steam. Kim Kardashian Alstott.

PS- Real cool outfits, guys