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Mo Williams signing with the Cavs prompted Twitter to explode with old Cavs players jokes

July 7, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

I'm coming home!!!!! #cavsnation #cityilove #questforaring

— Mo Williams (@mowilliams) July 7, 2015

So after the news dropped that Mo Williams signed with the Cavs last night, the fine users of Twitter.com did what they do best. They went IN and started rattling off one-liners mentioning the names of former Cavs players who could join the squad next season.

Here are a few from @netw3rk‘s account-

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/618233842781061124

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/618232838836592640

https://twitter.com/garrt/status/618233528568819712

https://twitter.com/Oh_My_Gos/status/618233470398107648

@netw3rk Sasha Pavlovic puts together a protein shake

— Eric Freeman (@freemaneric) July 7, 2015

https://twitter.com/KevMySurgeon/status/618234348244877312

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/618236239829946370

From @WRXchad

Meanwhile in Texas…… pic.twitter.com/UXsdwJiV7W

— WRXchad (@WrxChad) July 7, 2015

We had to chime in with a few decent ones from the @Bottlegate Twitter

Joe Smith gingerly rolls off of the couch, tightens his knee braces, pops a couple Advil and exclaims "I'm coming, Cleveland"

— Bottlegate (@Bottlegate) July 7, 2015

Somewhere Ben Wallace slowly slips his wristbands on 1 by 1 and softly whispers "Let's do this" pic.twitter.com/ZVbxnFF94w

— Bottlegate (@Bottlegate) July 7, 2015

And then the Bottlegate Twitter followers decided to join in the fun

@Bottlegate Leon Powe looks up from his Carl's Jr to check his phone…

— Stephen Martin (@smmartin330) July 7, 2015

@Bottlegate Ricky Davis checks out of rehab and finds his starbury shoes

— Ryan (@ocholanco) July 7, 2015

@Bottlegate what bridge is Larry Hughes living under?

— Tim Thompson (@Tim_Thompson316) July 7, 2015

@Bottlegate Mike Brown still sitting desperately by the phone tho

— HMarsh (@HMARSHMAN) July 7, 2015

@Bottlegate everyone is forgetting about the true savior…Jiri Welsh, warming up that shooter elbow

— Cameron Zima (@zimadrink) July 7, 2015

@Bottlegate Tony Battie and Juri Welsch were spotted doing wind sprints in a Massachusetts community college open gym.

— Drew L (@DrewL77) July 7, 2015

(forgot Tony Battie even played for the Cavs)

https://twitter.com/WallyChuck_/status/618250884846362626

And my personal favorite

Suddenly, from the outskirts of Washington DC, the sound of a motorcycle revving up… @Bottlegate @FearTheSword pic.twitter.com/RIy6t1mK0d

— Collin Jones 🌹 (@CollinJones) July 7, 2015

Good job, guys

Cavs

Hawks SG Kent Bazemore called LeBron a “pussy” and “lil blow job” in old tweets

May 23, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Some brave souls on Twitter dug these tweets up from Hawks SG Kent Bazemore’s twitter account five years ago. It seems they were tweeted at the height of LeBron’s “villain years” while he was on the Heat. Yikes.

K-Baze here isn’t exactly having the best 24 hours. First he declares the Hawks a better team than the Cavs after they got worked in the first 2 games, then he gets tweets from 5 years ago dug up asking if “LeBron was gay,” calling him a “pussy,” and knighting him with the nickname “lil blow job.”

This is a great thing for LeBron and the Cavs. With the series looking all but over it’ll provide some manufactured motivation for games 3 and 4. If the Cavs and LeBron were feeling any sort of complacency (I doubt they were) this’ll light a fire under their ass.

Huge thanks to Scott from waitingfornextyear.com for sending the screenshots over. Go read them. They’re the OGs of the Cleveland blog scene and put out fantastic stuff.

PS- If we’re being honest, these tweets from Bazemore here are pretty G-rated compared to the tweets I sent about LeBron from 2010-2013.

Buckeyes

Cardale Jones is going to beat the sh*t out of Joakim Noah

May 7, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Cardale Jones and his Buckeye bunch were on hand to witness the beatdown the Cavs gave the Bulls last night. Little did we know a feud between two sports stars would bloom right in front of our eyes. (I use “stars” loosely because Joakim Noah is the definition of a bum)

It all started when Cardale and co. were shown on the Humongotron at the Q

Noah on bench watching Cardale Jones on the public address mic mouthed, "you ain't in the SEC"

— Anthony Lima (@SportsBoyTony) May 7, 2015

Them’s fighting words and the whole statement is just stupid on every level. Cardale literally murdered the entire Southeastern Conference on January 1, 2015. But then again everyone knows that Joakim Noah is the fakest tough guy in the world and he LOVES muttering insults under his breath. He’s a 9 year old scorned schoolgirl who was picked last in kickball during gym class. If you recall he did the exact same thing at the Q on Easter.

After the game Cardale found out what Jo said and wasn’t thrilled.

Can you imagine that fight? The state of Ohio’s current favorite athlete vs. The state of Ohio’s current least favorite athlete. Mayweather-Pacquiao might as well be the JV matchup compared to this showdown.

I love this. The hate just got turned up to a hundred thousand trillion towards Joakim Noah. See you game 3 at your house.

THIS

vs this