Mishmash- Obama tells JR to put a shirt on; McConaughey wants True Detective 3?; ESPN trolls Steph; Tyrion on a scooter

Cleveland pic of the day

Here’s a stuffed burger with a seatbelt

I feel like ESPN may have forgotten a certain mouthpiece chewing player from California

The Rock just announced he’s starting a YouTube channel. This isn’t really big news but it’s The Rock and he’s the best actor in America.

Kevin Durant shows no mercy to the kids at his basketball camp

President Obama called to wish Tyronn Lue congrats and he also told JR Smith an co. to put some damn shirts on

Here’s Tyrion Lannister riding a scooter

Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner clotheslined the shit out of a pierogi at a Pittsburgh Pirates game

Matthew McConaughey wants to be Rust Cohle again in a True Detective 3

Photo gallery of the Cavs parade aftermath in Downtown Cleveland

(h/t /u/serebia123)

Honestly….not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. News flash, if you jam over a million people into a city that usually houses like 1% of that and throw a gigantic party, you’re gonna get some gahbage. But good on Cavs fans for at least attempting to get some of the trash in the general vicinity of a garbage can (they really should have brought in like a shit ton of extra ones), and great on the city of Cleveland for getting it all cleaned up that night and back to normal on Thursday.

And to the person who took down all those baby Jamo’s? Hat tip, my friend. Hat tip.

Not a bad offering from the Reddit commenters, either.

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VIDEO: How the Cavs parade looked from a helicopter

That’s awesome.

I’d still prefer being on the ground, getting sweaty with 1.3 million dear friends and watching people eat poop apparently, but watching the festivities from the sky like this would have been pretty damn cool. Love the woman’s “Jesusssss!” as they turned the corner to look at East 9th. I’ve had that same reaction for about, oh, six days now.

Check out our Parade Game Tape, as well as our Fan Reaction Compilation if you haven’t already.

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