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Washington Redskins Cheerleader & Fanbase Gallery

The Browns travel to DC today to play the Skins. For every opponent the Browns play, we put together a photo gallery of the other team’s cheerleaders and fanbase. The pics could be funny, weird, hot, disturbing, etc. Here are what the fine fans and cheerleaders of the Redskins look like

 

Josh Gordon Is Headed To Rehab

https://twitter.com/JOSH_GORDONXII/status/781615365679878144

https://twitter.com/JOSH_GORDONXII/status/781615439315099648

First things first- Good for Josh for going to get some help. IF this is legit and not just a publicity stunt (*cough* Manziel *cough*) then this is a good thing for him and I hope he gets the help he needs. No shame in admitting you need help.

That said, this is weird, right? 4 days from being reinstated and no reports (yet) of failing a test. You mean to tell me he just woke up today after serving 90 percent of his suspension and said “I need to go to rehab today.” I just can’t buy that, man.

He’s been around the Browns facility during his suspension:

There was the news last week of a warrant out for his arrest after he failed to submit DNA for a paternity test for over a year. Maybe this is the “pressure and stress” he was referring to in his tweet?

And then there’s the whole Drew Rosenhaus thing. Maybe this is just a power play for his client to get released from a winless team who is rebuilding. If there’s no failed test with Josh, then why wouldn’t he just prolong his suspension/time off, get released, then join another team that doesn’t have a revolving door of quarterbacks? Seems very doubtful but I’m all for a good conspiracy theory.

There’s also this:

https://twitter.com/sexualjumanji/status/781618020007419905

Stay motherfucking woke

 

 

 

 

(he probably failed a test)

 

Those Creepy Clown Sightings Have Officially Reached Ohio

Via My Dayton Daily News

Reports of clown sightings started in August in South Carolina, then reports of these creepy culprits started popping up nationwide.

People in neighboring states started alerting their local police stations of clowns hanging around and now people are reporting them in Ohio and locally.

Today, Franklin police were called to an apartment complex where a woman reported being chased by someone wearing a plastic clown mask.

Franklin police were unable to locate the clown.

One man in Greenville recently reported being attacked by two clowns.

A group of children in Brookville called the police because of a clown running around in the local woods near where they lived.

The Brookville Police checked the woods and only found Halloween masks.

 


 

OK this clown thing needs to stop and needs to stop now. The past few months there’ve been clown sightings all over the US and each one seems to be freakier than the one before it. I’m beginning to start to think that there’s an underground clown crime ring and they’re about to do some shit. Think ‘F Society’ in Mr. Robot or ‘Project Mayhem’ in Fight Club… but with clowns which makes it 100% scarier than it already is. If clowns start to make their way towards the Cleveland area then we need to create some sort of clown crusade and round these assholes up one by one. I’ve seen ‘It’ and I’ve seen the carnival season of ‘American Horror Story,’ so I doubt any of the real life clowns are as scary as the TV clowns. Nothing in real life is more frightening than Pennywise. My theory is that they’re planning a big clown attack around Halloween so stay woke.

PS- Don’t let the killer clowns distract you from the fact that the Warriors…