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Tim Couch Looks Like He Can Still Play A Little Bit In Bud Light’s New NFL Commercial

And by “play a little bit” I mean looks “jacked and handsome sitting there signing autographs at a car dealership.” I mean, looks at those ‘ceps on Timmy. It looks like he hasn’t stopped doing curls since those idiot fans booed him when he got hurt.

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It’s always a fun conversation to wonder what would have been if Couch was surrounded by a competent group of players and coaches when he was drafted in 99. Say he went to Philly instead of McNabb, would Tim have as successful a career as Donovan did?

Say what you want, Tim Couch and Kevin Johnson are still one of the better QB/WR tandems the Browns have had since they returned.

Mishmash- Teacher karaokes her syllabus and it’s bad. So bad; Browns dead last in power rankings; Blockbuster tour

Cleveland pic of the day

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKB1xuIgUQF/?tagged=clevelandgram&hl=en

A guy takes us on a tour to see what a Blockbuster looks like nowadays

The Browns are dead last in the AP’s power rankings

This double amputee who plays football is a beast

I know you’ve probably all seen it but here’s Steph Curry getting blocked by a teenager. Steph’s had a ROUGH summer.

There’s a girl in Texas who weighs 700 lbs, is immobile, and is trying to get to 1,000 lbs by having her boyfriend feed he through a funnel.

A girl rolled her car into a river after freaking out because she found a spider on her lap

This teacher decided to sing her way through her syllabus and it’s so so so bad

Little kid baptizes himself because the preacher was taking too damn long

90’s song of the day

 

According To Richard Jefferson’s Snapchat, Here’s What The Cavs Championship Rings Look Like

Can you… can you marry a piece of jewelry? Because I want to marry that ring right now.

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It still hasn’t 100% hit me that the Cavs won the championship. I’m probably at about an 85% right now but once those rings get handed out to the players and the banner gets hung before the first game vs. the New York Superteam Knicks is when it’ll truly sink all the way in. I’m still fully entrenched with all of the “Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals” jokes that sometimes I forget that we’ll be hanging that banner on October 25th.

The Cleveland skyline and the Roman Numeral “52” (as in 52 years since Cleveland’s last championship) are an awesome touch

 

UPDATE: Forgot the Cavs were going 0-82 this season because we’re about to be infected with The Kardashian so enjoy these rings while you can, Cavs fans