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Mishmash- Flu has reached epidemic level, Worst play of all time, DUI Selfie, Hungry cats, Movie explosions

December 31, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

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The flu has officially reached epidemic level

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A Florida player accidentally tips a Florida State player’s shot in at the buzzer to lose. Worst play of all time.

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Quit protesting and make my burrito you clown

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These kittens like food. A lot.

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United Airlines is suing a 22 year old kid because his website exposes a loophole to get cheap flights

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What do you do after getting a DUI? Take a selfie of course

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Here’s a supercut of movie explosions

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Don’t tweet about Kevin Sumlin if you’re Kevin Sumlin’s pool boy

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Woman doesn’t know what side of the car her gas cap is on

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Vine of the day

Buckeyes

Tackling Fuel; The OSU-Bama hype video is here. Get your tissues ready.

December 30, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

Is it Thursday yet?!? Chills. There’s chills everywhere.

Love it. Let’s take a quick little ride down Memory Lane and look at the narratives of The Ohio State Football Team’s 2014 season

August: Heisman Trophy candidate Braxton Miller ruled out for the season. The Buckeyes will be LUCKY if they get 8 wins.

September: Ohio State loses to Virginia Tech in JT Barrett’s 2nd career start. Rebuilding year. Lost season. Urban can’t win primetime games. Defense is a mess.

October: Snore. These are games the Buckeyes should be winning. Still not impressed.

November: No way Ohio State rolls into Spartan Stadium and walks out with a W.

December: JT Barrett out for the Big 10 Championship game. Wisconsin is favored. Bet on the Badgers.

(See a trend?)

January: Ohio State has NO CHANCE vs Nick Saban and Alabama

All year it’s been the same story. Big Ten. Too slow. No Braxton. No defense. Too young. Not ready. And all year Ohio State has silenced its critics. Bring on Saban and the SEC. Bring on Alabama. Bring on Amari Cooper. Bring on Roll Tide. Bring on the doubters. Bring. It. The. Fuck. On.

See you in New Orleans.

Cleveland

Mental note: If you’re going to rob a bank, don’t post a selfie on Instagram with the money

December 30, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

From Cleveland Scene

CLEVELAND, Ohio — A bank robber captured after he posted a picture of himself with stolen cash on Instagram will spend nearly 12 years in federal prison.

Rodney Johnson Jr., 22, and Laron Lloyd, were charged in the Dec. 7, 2013 robbery of the Fifth Third Bank in the 12000 block of Cedar Road in Cleveland Heights.

Johnson brandished a silver revolver and the pair made off with $6,701 in cash, according to an affidavit.

Johnson was arrested four days later after the FBI and Johnson’s probation officer in a separate case matched an Instagram photo with bank surveillance photos.

Johnson confessed to his part in the robbery during an interview. He pleaded guilty in September to armed bank robbery and brandishing a firearm

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Oops. Poor Rodney. Do these narc judges and FBI agents not know the point of Instagram? It’s to post normal everyday pictures, add a filter to make the picture look cooler than it really is, add a couple hashtags, add a couple emojis, and voila you’re getting at least 50 likes.

Add in the fact these bros are wearing suits, ski masks, and throwing hunnids in the air, and one is holding a gun… I almost wish the judge would throw out all the charges. I mean, that’s just a fantastic Instagram pic. It looks like it could be the cover of a G-Unit album. If it showed up on my feed, I’m 100% giving it a double tap.