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If you want to look sexy this Christmas, Bottlegate has you covered with t-shirts and hoodies

December 6, 2014 Mike 1 Comment

Oh my God. What?!? Bottlegate has shirts?!?

Click here to browse the Bottlegate lineup

Us here at Bottlegate along with our partner Center Field Smoke are ready to introduce our first set of t-shirts AND hoodies right in time for Christmas. Perfect for any Cleveland sports fan, any person who visits our site, or any person who wants to look downright sexy this holiday season.

You see that girl over there across the bar? You’re probably too scared to go up and talk to her, right? Well screw pick up lines, leave your cologne at home, hell you probably don’t even have to shower… she’ll be coming up to you once she sees you’re wearing the hottest shirt in Ohio. It’s an instant eye catcher. A conversation starter. It shows you’re sophisticated yet down to Earth. Business-like but ready to drop to one knee to do a beer bong in the Muni Lot at the drop of a hat.

Girls, don’t worry we carry women’s shirts as well so you can attract that stud that you’ve had your eyes on.

If you don’t believe us just check out some of the biggest stars in Cleveland and Hollywood:

People’s Sexiest Man of 2014 Ryan Gosling rocks it almost daily

Even the uber talented Kim Kardashian likes to sport our designs

(camel toe not included)

If you wear our Cavs gear there’s a good chance you’ll develop the basketball skills of LeBron James. Hell, maybe even the bank account!

And oh, some guy named Johnny Manziel will probably be celebrating his birthday tonight by rocking our gear. NBD.

(These are the types of girls you can expect to attract)

So go and check out our our shirts and hoodies. Honestly if you’re not even a fan of the site you have to admit that it’s an awesome design and you’d probably look good in it slinging back beers at any Cleveland sporting event.

GO BUY THEM HERE. GO BUY THEM HERE. GO BUY THEM HERE

And go check out Center Field Smoke, there’s tons of Cleveland designs (there’s also Pittsburgh designs if you’re into that sort of thing. Gross, I know)

**obviously those pictures are photoshopped and the athletes and celebrities are not really rocking Bottlegate gear. Don’t even know if I have to say this because everyone with half a brain knows they’re fake but I really don’t wanna get sued by Kardashian’s lawyers**

College Football

Pierre Garcon and London Fletcher have a bet on the Mount Union-John Carroll game this weekend

December 5, 2014 Mike 1 Comment

In case you live under a rock or are oblivious to everything around you, John Carroll visits Mount Union this Saturday in a playoff game. It’ll be a rematch of the game earlier this season that Mount won 31-24 that ended on a controversial spike rule.

(we previewed that game here)

In the spirit of the game, a couple of former Mount Union greats in Pierre Garcon & Cecil Shorts and the best player to ever don a John Carroll jersey (Fletcher) decided to put a little friendly wager on the outcome.

Gotta admit, it’s pretty awesome when some of the best current and former players in the NFL still hold their Division III alma maters near and dear to their heart.

The shit talking begins. Pierre drops the most disrespectful “lol” of all time.

Gotta admit, London’s hashtag game is STRONG.

Yes! Give the money to Mount! Raffle it off for the chance to win a $500 bar tab at Chives. Or if Carroll wins it can go towards a tab at the Coventry bar of the winner’s choice. (sidenote: do people still go to Coventry? My friends used to live in University Heights and that was always a fun place to go on the weekends. Pretty hipster-y though. Threw up in McNulty’s once after doing a lot of Jack Daniels shots. Good times were had by all)

And there you have it. Loser has to don the winning team’s jersey. I really don’t want to see Pierre wearing a JCU jersey in the Redskins locker room but let’s be honest, the Redskins locker room can’t get any worse than it is right now (Hey-O!)

And in probably their best PR move in recent memory, the Redskins chimed in and decided to donate some memorabilia to the winning school. Odds that Dan Snyder approved this? Zero percent. If we’re being honest, whoever is running this account will probably get fired for offering to give away free stuff. Bastard.