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Officer forgets police dog in car, dog dies of heat stroke. Officer loses some vacation time.

From FOX 8

MONTVILLE TWP. Ohio- Montville police say its K9 officer, Beny, died from injuries consistent with heat stroke, while in the back of a police vehicle in the parking lot of the police department on Sept. 28.

According to Montville police, Sgt. Brett Harrison arrived at the station at 10:54 a.m. and began working on paperwork. At 3:13 p.m., Harrison returned to the cruiser and discovered the dog lying lifeless in the rear passenger compartment’s kennel.

Police say Harrison didn’t leave the windows open and the cruiser was turned off; the temperature at the time Harrison arrived at the station was 69 degrees and it was 79 degrees when the dog was discovered.

Sgt. Harrison was found to have violated policy and procedures. He received a two-week unpaid suspension and a loss of 40 hours of vacation.

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I don’t know where to go on this one. I obviously feel horrible for the officer involved but I can’t help being angry at him either. You always hear stories of people locking their babies in the car and forgetting about them but rarely do you hear stories of someone forgetting about a dog. If we’re being completely transparent and honest I can ALMOST see how you could forget a little, quiet, sleeping baby. But an 80 lb. barking, tail wagging, slobbering, whimpering German Shepard? Get the fuck out of here. An 80 lb. barking dog is not the same as a 15 lb. sleeping baby, I’m sorry. You mean to tell me not one person heard any noise that resembled a bark or a whimper coming from the car?  Ignorance is no excuse here.

And oh, thanks Montville. You took away 40 hours of vacation time. Way to lay down the hammer on that one. Sets a great example  for the other cops on the force.

“Oh hey, if you make a colossal, ignorant mistake and your partner dies, we’re gonna have to take away a few of your precious vacation days. Sorry but you’ll have to cancel that trip to Puerto Vallarta. I’m sure your dead partner would agree with us and think that’s a fair punishment.” Honestly I’m more mad at the Montville PD for that bogus “discipline.” What a fucking joke.

Aside from all that bullshit RIP to Beny, he looked like a beautiful pup. Hope you’re up there chasing squirrels and chewing and eating everything you can get your paws on.

K9 officer, Beny (Photo from Montville Police Dept.)

This story sucks and I really did not enjoy writing about it.

2 kangaroos fighting isn’t the video you wanted, it’s the one you needed

The music to this fight sucks so mute the kangaroo video and press play on the video below to hear some crunk

Never have I seen such a mean spirited fight with this amount of vitriol since Tyson-Holyfield circa 1997. Standing upright on their hind legs, this honestly just looks like 2 drunk guys fighting on the deck at Shooters. Like if it was dark enough and I was drunk enough I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between these two fighting Joeys or 2 guys named Joe wearing Affliction t-shirts swinging on each other. Incredible.  Talk about “Thunder From Down Under” (talk to me Rovell). I don’t know how these kangaroos withstood all those turbo kicks and not once did one of them get fully knocked to the ground. I love how they use their tail to balance when they kick too, it’s almost like they have a third leg a la Greg Oden.

If you think we only do sports here at Bottlegate, you’re nuts. If we see a video of 2 kangaroos fighting we’re posting it 100 out of 100 times.

Down goes Frasier!! Down goes Frasier!!

PS- I know this may be a few days old but if you can’t appreciate a video of 2 kangaroos fighting set to Lil Jon then I imagine you don’t have many friends.

Morning Mishmash- Bowflex tattoo, preschooler with heroin, Manziel’s girlfriend

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In the least shocking statement of all time, St. Louis Cardinals fans are dicks.

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A cop guarding Nick Saban gives a fan a Grade A stiff arm.

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An AWESOME read from WFNY about a Browns fan stationed in Afghanistan.

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Chris Bosh is the girl who can’t get over her ex boyfriend

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The SEC is overrun with STD’s and it’s hilarious

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Grantland profiles the Cavs

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Johnny Manziel’s girlfriend is easy on the eyes

http://instagram.com/p/t1GMEolAxk/?modal=true

 

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Admirable man gets tattoo of a Bowflex machine. Do you even lift, bro?

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Party animal preschooler passes out mommy’s heroin to her classmates. I don’t see the problem here. Turn down for that.

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Vine of the day: This baby doesn’t give a fuck who you are

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