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ESPN’s College Gameday is considering Mount Union for next weekend’s telecast

Tuscaloosa, Alabama. South Bend, Indiana. Tallahassee, Florida. Ann Arbor, Michigan. Alliance, Ohio. When you think big time college football, those are the cities that come to mind. As a proud and very very distinguished former student I could not support this more. I’m all in on College Gameday going to Mount Union and I’d 100% go down to Alliance for this. If they can go to freaking Fargo, North Dakota; why not take a trip down Route 62 to visit Titletown and the campus of the Purple Raiders?

Hey UMU students let’s make a deal- 20 bucks and a Fireball shot at Chives if you hold up a Bottlegate.com sign and it gets on TV; 50 bucks and a trip to the Diamond Lodge if they mention your sign on TV; 100 crisp American dollars and a margarita at Jaliscos if you kiss Sam Ponder while holding a Bottlegate sign.

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Where do Herbie, Corso, and Fowler stay though? Do they shack up in King? Do you put them in one of the townhouses? ATO house? Maybe just pull up the RV and park it at the 24 hour Wal Mart on State Street? So many logistical questions that I need answered.

Go on Twitter and tweet at @collegegameday and hashtag #GetUp4GameDay

 

UPDATE: Here are the people involved with the show that you can tweet at directly

Kirk Herbstreit- @kirkherbstreit

Chris Fowler- @cbfowler

Desmond Howard- @DesmondHoward

Samantha Ponder- @sam_ponder

David Pollack- @davidpollack47

GameDay Producer; Lee Fitting- @leefitting (THIS is the one you need to be tweeting at)

The Bear Chris Fallica; Works on the show- @ChrisFallica (Also one of the ones to tweet at)

 

UPDATE #2

Shit. Well that was fun.

PS- If you’re from Facebook or Twitter reading this, take a load off and stay awhile. You might find something on the site you like.

 

 

The Browns organization is trying to shut down the Muni Lot. Cleveland will burn.

From Cleveland Scene

A police source has informed Scene that the mysterious muni lot open container crackdown has come entirely at the behest of the Browns themselves. The Browns want people walking up to the stadium and partying there, the source says, though that’s clearly not what fans want.

Cimperman repeatedly refuted the notion that council o- or covertly ordered more stringent policing. And after our intel from the police, it seems likely that the Browns are behind it.  

The going conspiracy theory isn’t even a conspiracy theory anymore. And it never should have been. It’s 100 percent in keeping with Cleveland’s typical balance of power. The Browns organization, in a systematic effort, intend to get fans out of the muni lot and into the stadium earlier, to enjoy “unique gameday experiences” (via Browns PR) and partake of new “activation spaces that provide fans an innovative gameday environment that also matches each partner’s (aka DODGE! FORD! BUD LIGHT! PEPSI! etc.) personality and vision.”  

First things first, I think this article is bullshit. I don’t think the recent rules enforcements are coming from the Browns So take everything you just read with a grain of salt. That being said, if this is true it’s an asinine decision by the Browns brass here. Right when things are starting to feel like they’re turning around and there’s some goodwill in this city, they do something like this to completely piss off the most diehard segment of their fanbase. I don’t get it. No one wants to go to the tailgate next to the stadium unless you have kids or are over the age of 50.

I went to the tailgate by the stadium before the Browns-Rams preseason game and it sucked. Not only did they run out of beer an hour before kickoff, the whole vibe was just too family oriented. The ONLY good part was beating my roommate at the football toss. What an idiot. You don’t bet anything football related against a former backup high school quarterback. He stills owes me a beer by the way…

When I go downtown before a Browns game I’m not looking for family friendly fun. I’m looking for a party. I want debauchery. I want loud music. I want flowing beer and liquor. I want thousands of deranged fans drinking their faces off in a parking lot celebrating a Browns home game. It’s a place where Cleveland can come together and party even if the Browns are playing like dog shit…  I’m looking for cases of Bud Light, grills filled with all your favorite fall pregame foods, red solo cups, shotskis, motorized couches and Dawg Pound buses. I don’t want some corporate sponsored tailgate where 12 oz. beers are $5 each and everyone is standing around with their thumbs up their asses while some local cover band plays “Pour Some Sugar On Me” onstage. That’s not how the city of Cleveland tailgates.

Here’s hoping someone from the Browns/Cleveland city hall steps up and says enough is enough. Quit the Mickey Mouse antics. Cut the shit.

The Muni Lot has thrived for 40 years without any interference. Let us have our Lot back. Last time I checked this is America. My two grandfathers didn’t fight in World War II for this shit. If OJ can get away with murder, why can’t we have our parking lot?

UPDATE: Browns President Alec Scheiner disputes Cleveland Scene’s article

Cedar Point announces it’s keeping The Mantis. Weird because Bottlegate told you this 3 weeks ago.

I mean I don’t want to pump my tires too much but who was the first one to say The Mantis was sticking around at Cedar Point? That Cedar Point was trying to pull a fast one on all of us by saying they’re tearing down a rollercoaster that’s not even 20 years old?

People laughed. People scoffed. I was turned into a punching bag. A laughingstock. “Mike you idiot, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.” “Mike don’t quit your day job.” But I kept my head down and kept chuggin along because that’s just how I’m wired. I didn’t give up and took the advice of the one and only J. Biebs and I said “Never Say Never.” I was backed into a corner but I always knew deep down in my heart of hearts that one day I’d be exonerated. And that day is today.

Now it’s technically not “The Mantis” because they’re changing it from a stand up, testicle busting coaster to a sit down, floorless coaster. They’re also changing the name and calling it “Rougarou” which in French folklore is/was a werewolf creature who prowled the swamps of New Orleans, Louisiana. Great decision by Cedar Point. Stand up rollercoasters SUCK.

(If anyone was wondering, the werewolf is BY FAR the best mythical monster. Fuck Twilight and Edward and Bella. #TeamJacob till I die.)

See, this is the kind of hard hitting stuff you’ll find here on Bottlegate. We’re not going to bore you with statistics and numbers till your eyes fall out. We’ll entertain you, make you laugh, cry, smile, and make you think. We’re more than just a box score. What other “sports” site in Cleveland will have your back like Bottlegate will? Answer: None.

Here’s my original post on Cedar Point and The Mantis

You’ll see that the post was about 97% right. If Cedar Point didn’t bitch out with not naming the coaster after Lebron, that 97% becomes 100%.

Take a virtual ride on Rougarou