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You Can Own Johnny Manziel’s Recently Listed Avon Home For $489,900

If those walls could talk…

Once you get cut by the Browns, there’s no point in keeping your golf course home any longer.

Looking through these pictures it almost seems as if I’ve been inside this house before. Something seems familiar.

There it is, I’ve been in the basement

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And got tricked that this picture was taken inside of the house on those #SaturdayNights

https://www.instagram.com/p/BADztuPI3BV/?taken-by=jmanziel2&hl=en

 

I’d love to take a page out of Room Raiders (Shoutout to MTV when they had good shows) and explore this house inch by inch. Grab a blacklight and let’s get nuts.

I’m not opposed to starting a GoFundMe to try and buy this house and move the Bottlegate headquarters there.

 

Heres the listing from Realtor.com

Spectacular golf course home with stunning golf course views of fairway & water! Immediate occupancy. This home was originally a Petros Model loaded with Upgrades. Great features like large first floor master suite, vaulted ceilings, Pella windows, open kitchen to great room, & entertainment bar, formal dining, granite counter tops, private side patio with fireplace & grill, large rear deck with spectacular golf course views, 3 car garage with a garage door opener to backyard for golf cart access, spacious finished basement for great entertaining, full bath, bar and media room. Private library off stair landing plus 2 additional bedrooms and full bath on second floor, custom blinds throughout, hardwood floors, tiled baths, plus so much more!

Pics via here

 

At least it seems to be left in better shape than that Airbnb he rented 

Check out Realtor.com for more photos and info of the Avon house

Mishmash- Beatdown after high speed chase; American burgers contain rat and human DNA; Bartolo + The Natural

Cleveland pic of the day

Some idiot led New Hampshire cops on a high speed chase, once he got pulled over, he got the crap beat out of him in return

Dude in Texas catches a really really big fish

PHOTOS: Biggest fish caught in TexasFish and wildlife technician, Kevin Willis, holds an alligator gar that was caught and released in Matagorda Bay. Alligator gars can grow up to 8 feet long, weigh more than 300 pounds and live for decades.See more of the biggest fish caught by Texas anglers in recent years ... Photo: Coastal Fisheries ,  Texas Parks And WIldlife

This is how you score a point in volleyball

Burgers in America contain rat and human DNA… and I don’t care one bit, I’m still going to eat them

Bartolo Colon + The Natural = Perfection

Nice handshake, MVP

Mishmash- Ballboy passes out during Venus Williams tennis match; Trump’s Clinton Instagram post; $62.8 million high school stadium

Cleveland pic of the day

Some idiot on a hoverboard is the most hateable person in America this week

Ja Rule had a bad week on Twitter… and then he smacked a fan at his concert

Ferrell. Gosling. Knife guys.

There’s a high school football stadium in Texas being built for $62.8 million. Texas gonna Texas.

Trump’s Instagram post about Hillary Clinton sure is something

Ballboy faceplants during a tennis match in Rome (the 1 min. mark is hilarious)