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Video: Iman Shumpert Screams “Hodor” And “Hold The Door” After Every Shot During Warmups

Game of Thrones is without a doubt the hottest show on TV right now. This past Sunday night we saw some heartbreaking but inspiring heroism and that carried all the way over to Shump’s Wednesay night warmup. Every jumper he put up was followed by a bellowing “HOLD THE DOOOOOR!” And why not, Shump is a lot like our boy Hodor. They both have ONE JOB. If you watched the show you know what Hodor’s was (Hold the damn DOOR). Shump’s is “Play the Defense.” Would not surprise me at all if sometime between now and the Finals that Shump had some crazy seizure and woke up only able to say “Playdee….playdee….PLAYDEE….” ever again (obviously short for Play the Defense).  Might as well change his name now.  LeBron’s great grandson is going to Warg into his brain during game 6 and whisper the message that will drive him insane and leave him only capable of one destiny the rest of his life; playing great defense and locking down Russell Westbrook in June.  If you didn’t see this week’s episode or don’t watch the series you have no fucking clue what I’m talking about and you’re living your entire life wrong.

Hodor Hold the door elvator sticker meme

 

Video via Cleveland.com

Ken Carman disagrees with the national narrative about the Cavs

Link to the audio HERE

Hey, national narrative about the Cavs:

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There’s nothing, and I mean nothing in the world I love more than table-pounding Ken. It’s by far the best Ken there is. Better than self-deprecating Ken, redneck childhood stories Ken and even “Good God” after a questionable Lima comment Ken. When he starts screaming but the audio actually gets quieter because he’s storming around the studio nowhere near his mic, that’s why you tune in every day. The type of vitriolic tirade that you only get from a guy who was born and raised here. He gets it.

Mr. Carman. Your place at the table.

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