Kansas City Royals combine Epilepsy Awareness Night with fireworks show

From nydailynews.com:

“Boom!

The Kansas City Royals are hosting Epilepsy Awareness Night on August 5 — the same evening they’re planning a massive fireworks display.

The World Series champions have Summer Fireworks scheduled after all Friday home games, but clearly the team needs to rethink their game plan.”

Well that’s one way to do it.

No better way to raise awareness for a disease than trying to get as many people who suffer from it in a single location, then do something that is a well-known trigger for it. That’s what I always say.

Our investigative team here at Bottlegate managed to round up some of the other ideas that apparently didn’t make it past the Royals Marketing Team’s cutting room floor:

  • Obesity Awareness Night featuring dollar hot dogs
  • Anti-Bullying Night, first 1,000 fans get free mini bat
  • Alcoholics Anonymous Night, first beer free with purchase of ticket
  • Throwing out the first pitch at Bark at the Park night – Michael Vick
  • Hypochondria Awareness Night with promotional medical kit giveaway
  • Kids Run the Bases presented by Subway
  • Here to perform the National Anthem on Prostate Cancer Awareness Night, Kanye West!
  • Lucky to have NFL Broadcaster Phil Simms here in the booth with us on Deaf Awareness Night
  • Native American Heritage night at Progressive Field

And before I could post this puppy, the Royals decided they would rather their fans not be aware of epilepsy.

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The Internet always wins.

 

PS Their new spring training caps are a lot cooler than having Epilepsy Awareness Night on a fireworks night

Former Browns WR Braylon Edwards Just Found Out You Can Buy Things On The Internet

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According to a quick Google search, Amazon has been around since 1994. Braylon Edwards was born in 1983. Amazon has been around for more than 20 years of his life.

Atta boy, B! Crazy that in 2016 you can buy products off of the Internet. Who knew?! Just wish there were places on the world wide web where you could you could upload your favorite pictures and share them with others. Wish there was a place you could bid on items that you want. Wish there was a place for porn because I’m tired of these magazines.

You know what, Braylon? There’s even a place to get workout supplements since working out is apparently a thing you really like to do nowadays:

Instagram media by iamthadifference17 - YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK!!!!!!!!! #WEWORKINOVERHERE  #EYEofTHEtiger

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Instagram media by iamthadifference17 - SUNDAY FUNDAY GYMDAY  #WEWORKINOVERHERE

Instagram media by iamthadifference17 - Late/Post  SHOULDER GAINZ SERIOUS LAST NIGHT #WEWORKINOVERHERE  #BACKATITTODAY

Jeeeeesssusss.

Mishmash- Jim Donovan lifetime achievement video; Guy loses 100 lbs by just eating pizza; Ric Flair + Harbaugh

Cleveland pic of the day

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Jim Donovan received the Lifetime Achievement Award last night at the Cleveland Sports Awards

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Worst jersey ever

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The Pokemon National Championship is coming to Columbus

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Michael Phelps was on hand to distract opposing foul shooters at Arizona State

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Guy loses 100 lbs in a year by just eating pizza

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Guy gets busted by 2 of his girlfriends who he’s cheating on. Whoops!

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For some reason, Ric Flair will attend National Signing Day at Michigan next week. Kind of jealous, not going to lie

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