Around 2 pm on Friday Cardale Jones dropped these bombs on Twitter. He changed his Twitter avi and header to the Akron Zips logo. WTF. Is Cardale leaving for The Ohio Polytech Institute?
Just kidding, guys. It’s May Fools, duh. You really think a quarterback that just won a national championship is really transferring to the MAC? Come. On.
Cardale you dog! Had
none all of us fooled!
12 Gauge and the Ohio Polytech Instituters just doesn’t have the same ring to it
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What the hell is going on in Akron these days? We’ve already had the Car Crapper, and now we’ve got this guy on the side of the road who just wants a god damn taco… after he was dropped off by aliens no less. Just a taco. A simple man. Nothing more, nothing less. Doesn’t want money… Doesn’t want booze… Just wants a $1.19 soft taco from Taco Bell. Maybe some Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes or an enchilada. Maybe get a little crazy and get a Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco.
So people of Akron I ask you this. If you see Randy Quaid from Independence Day Jr. here I ask that you please drive to the nearest Taco Bell, Chipotle, or Qdoba and buy this man some Mexican food. He deserves it. Just make sure there aren’t any extraterrestrials around.
Maybe not as good as the guy who used to occupy West 6th, but still pretty solid
Thanks to Cal for the pic
Well. That’ll get ya jacked up. Right when you think you can’t see any more outrageous stuff this world has to offer, you get a load of this guy’s loads. Gotta say though, I’m pretty impressed with his dedication and resourcefulness. 19 automobile dumps. In other words a normal morning for Brady Hoke.
When I saw that tweet I thought for sure it was an Akron U. student. I’ve been to Sumner Fest, I’ve seen some things, man. I’ve seen some things. I don’t know, maybe someone had some bad leftover Swensons?
I was SHOCKED to find out this is a middle aged man doing the shitting. We can all relate though, sometimes you just can’t hold it and the nearest car doubles up as the nearest toilet. C’mon. It’s human nature. Everybody does it. Nothing but respect and admiration for this pooping maverick.
This face right here-
Is the “Oh shit I’ve just been caught taking a shit” face