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(VIDEO) I’d Pay Good Money To Watch A Football Game With This Angry Browns Fan

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I have a confession to make. I LOVE everything about this guy. His look, his voice, his mannerisms, his jokes. He exhibited so many characteristics you need to be a Browns fan.

  1. He swears. A lot.

2. He drinks. We didn’t become the 4th drunkest fanbase by NOT drinking.

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3. He’s kind of diesel but not too diesel. He works out but not enough to shed that beer weight. Everyone knows that having that extra weight is crucial for winters next to Lake Erie.

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4. He doesn’t care what you think. He knows he’s being filmed and still doesn’t give a fuck. He’s mad and has something to say and it needs to be on camera.

5. He’s hairy. Now I don’t have any statistical data to back this up but I’m pretty sure Browns fans are hairier than other fan bases around the NFL.

6. He has a “Fuck Cincinnati” shirt. Most people have at least one of those shirts you’ll see being sold out of shopping carts in the Muni Lot. Whether it’s a “Bitch I’m a Dawg,” a “Johnny Fuckin Football,” or “Only Bitches Wave Little Yellow Towels,” we all own one of them.

7. He makes Bill Cowher jokes. Everyone has a go-to Pittsburgh joke and my man here is no different. I don’t care who you are, that Bill Cowher joke was hilarious.

h/t Busted Coverage

 

 

Indians

Shoulder surgery shelves Smooth for 5-6 months

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https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/663776507073060865

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Well that’s certainly not ideal.

Heading into an offseason where adding an outfielder seems to be a priority for the Tribe, the team announced Monday they’ll be down (a big) one for 5-6 months thanks to a weak-minded labrum that couldn’t hold on any longer. Michael Brantley apparently tore his on this play in Minnesota late in the year:

He was shut down for the season shortly after that. Apparently the decision was made to go under the knife after a couple weeks of unsuccessful rehab.

I would obviously prefer for our best hitter to not tear his labrum and not miss the beginning of the 2016 season. But let’s talk silver linings here folks. First off, it’s not his throwing shoulder. Rehabbing the right shoulder for a left-handed hitter that almost always follows-through with one hand on his swing won’t be a cakewalk but I’ll take that over a throwing shoulder any day. Also I don’t blame them for not doing the surgery right away. Labrum issues don’t always require it, and with the recovery time associated with a procedure it should always be a last resort. I’d much rather him have this done now and miss some time at the beginning of the season than have him try to fight through it and end up having the surgery in June anyway. Stuff like that can set careers back.

So who’ll be patrolling the green grass in front of the bleachers come opening day? With very little financial wiggle room, the new front office will almost certainly look to fill the void Brantley leaves in left or find an upgrade over Almonte in center (or both) internally or via the trade. Options that have been whispered about include:

Trades

  • Marcell Ozuna, Miami Marlins
  • Yasiel Puig, Los Angeles Dodgers
  • Jorge Soler, Chicago Cubs
  • Desmond Jennings, Tampa Bay Rays

Free Agents

  • Alex Gordon
  • Gerardo Parra
  • Alejandro De Aza
  • Nori Aoki
  • Will Venable

Internal

  • Zach Walters
  • Jerry Sands
  • Michael Choice
  • Jose Ramirez

(not on 40 man)

  • Tyler Naquin
  • James Ramsey

For a team that has been plagued by slow starts in recent seasons (seriously, like the black death), this is one hell of a first test for our new front office structure.

 

KEEP THE CHIEF

 

 

PS shit.

(from the Brantley shut down blog last season)

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Craigslist Connections, Uncategorized

This Week In Cleveland Craigslist Missed Connections

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It’s been awhile but Cleveland Craigslist Missed Connections is back. I wanted to try and make this a weekly scheduled post but unfortunately the postings over there haven’t been consistent enough to do that. This batch doesn’t disappoint though.

Here we go

 

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Yes. The woman who came into Carrabas with her husband will be writing back to the unknown man who watched her eat spaghetti at a restaurant from a distance.

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I mean what woman wouldn’t respond to such an offer? Sounds like a blast. Vroom! Vroom!

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Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets the juices flowing more than listening to a metal version of Rebecca Black’s “Friday”

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“Crazy sexy relations” for the win! Almost puked at the “sweatily bad” line.

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  1. I have a lot of things running through my head about what he means by “crushed” and all of them are pretty gross.
  2. No 49 year old man should ever have someone saved in their phone as “Ass Girl.”

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Pretty tactful and understated post from my man right here… I really questioned the direction of this blog when I was editing this picture in Microsoft Paint. Lots of veins.

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Pretty normal post here until you get to the part where he was “forced to leave” Marcs. Who gets forced to leave Marcs? Pretty sure anything goes in between the aisles there. I need to know what happened on that “one bad day.”

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Swingers in the Dawg Pound?! Swingers in the Dawg Pound.

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*throws up*

Alright. What the fuck. If you’re going to be weird on Craigslist you should probably turn your location off. Funny thing is, I’m from Willoughby (Hills) and know the area where this took place so there’s a slight chance I know this guy. I question his tactics.

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I don’t know. I would have to venture to think that a woman walking into the wrong bathroom at a Steak N Shake isn’t exactly looking to hook up in the bathroom stall, ya know? Steak N Shake doesn’t exactly feel like the type of place where people would be down with that. But who knows, maybe she saw this guy taking a leak and wanted to get nuts. Who am I to judge?