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His favorite Seinfeld Episode, Wrestler, and Space Jam plans; A Recap of LeBron’s Q&A on Twitter

LeBron held a Twitter Q&A last night for roughly an hour and there were some gems. We learned Bron’s favorite movies, professional wrestlers, and we even got to see him posterize some poor troll.

Here are the highlights:

 

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Basically if you were in this picture, you’re LeBron’s best friend.

 

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DO NOT tell the national media that LeBron said Kevin Love is one of his favorite teammates. That’ll screw up all their narratives for this upcoming season. (kind of surprised he didn’t say Mike Miller or James Jones though)

 

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Same, LeBron. Same.

 

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And that, my friends, is what we in the biz like to refer to as getting “pwned.” Dust yourself off, Kyle Pronick, you’ll get ’em next time.

 

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I laughed that he included his movie in there. Whatevs.

 

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All great choices. I’m a Sting guy myself. I can’t help but think his answer would have been different a week ago (Hulk Hogan)

 

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Need to know what LeBron thinks of the Meek Mill/Drake pillow fight feud.

 

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***Looney Tunes. Just make the damn movie already.

 

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The Frogger, The Contest, The Heart Attack, The Puffy Shirt, The Soup Nazi, The Chinese Restaurant… but the best episode of Seinfeld is The Marine Biologist and if you disagree you’re out of your damn mind.

 

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Someone needs to teach Bron about the term “leverage.” Tristan has none anymore.

 

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I see LeBron is continuing his Trainwreck ways and making his buddies pay for lunch.

The guy even changed his Twitter avatar to his exchange with LeBron (I would have done the exact same thing)

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1. Teleport  2. Invisible  3. Mind reading  4. Fly

 

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A real man of the people that LeBron James is.

 

Kind of bummed that he never got around to answer our question. Probably was too busy on the site that he didn’t check his mentions and see our tweet. Yeah. That’s it.

 

PS- Jordan never held a Twitter Q&A.

The Browns Twitter account shows promise… but in the end gets owned by the Arizona Cardinals

A little backstory here: Thursday afternoon the Browns tweeted out this picture of First Energy Stadium.

The stadium is looking sexy no doubt.

The Arizona Cardinals innocently decided to respond to the tweet:

Pretty harmless, right?

“Hey your old coach is now our current coach. SMALL WORLD LOL. Crazy, huh?”

Well. Apparently the Browns decided to start swinging their big dicks around on Twitter and responded with this:

Boom.

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But wait. The Cardinals have had some success recently and apparently that was lost on whoever is running the Browns Twitter account because the Cardinals shot back with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Shit.

Well that backfired.

A lot of the blogs and the pundits out there are going to be like “LOL Browns” and “Browns gonna Brown” but not me. Nope. Won’t do it. I love that the Browns took a shot at another team. If you’ve read anything on this website before, you might have noticed that we’re HUGE fans of false confidence. It doesn’t matter if you suck, always carry yourself like you’re the best. That’s how I want my sports teams to act and that’s how I want the fans of my sports team to act. Sure the stats and history of the team won’t back you up, but I want my team to go out swinging. Ruffle some feathers. Piss some people off on Twitter. It’s not like the Browns were tweeting at the ’85 Bears, it’s the fucking Arizona Cardinals.

If I ran the Browns social media accounts I would act like it’s my first day in the prison yard. What do you do on the first day of prison? You find the biggest baddest sonofabitch and you slug him across the face. You want to give off that “There’s a new sheriff in town, don’t fuck with me” vibe.

I’d start talking shit to the best teams in the NFL on Twitter:

@Patriots Hey congrats on those Super Bowls*****  ps- We fired your head coach. Enjoy our sloppy seconds.

@Seahawks Way to pass on the 1 yard line you doofuses!

@Packers Brandon. Bostick.

@Broncos Enjoy losing in the Divisional round this year.

So I say good first step, Browns. Let’s build on this and start going after the big dogs in the NFL. Shoot for the moon and if you miss you’ll land among the stars.

Cardale Jones tweeted at Ronda Rousey & Kendall Jenner at the ESPYS. Is a damn national treasure.

A quick recap of Cardale Jones at the ESPYS

Showed up looking fly as hell. Chain game on 100.

Had to get that Chipotle fix in. My guess is he’s a double meat double rice kind of guy.

He showed up to the ESPYS looking like a god damn boss.

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Cardale, Braxton, Logan Stieber, Ezekiel Elliott, and Joshua Perry looking good on the red carpet.

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And then the show began.

He posted a pic of him and Mo’ne Davis after she won the Breakthrough Athlete Award (beating him out)

And quickly realized he just got beat down by a girl

And then the real fun started.

I guess when you’re sitting at a 3 hour long awards show, your mind starts to wonder and you begin to scope out potential prospects sitting in the crowd. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

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Cardale quickly realized that maybe Ronda is with someone that could beat him up (or that she could)

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He even got the UFC to get in on the whole ordeal.

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But when the Ronda Rousey courting didn’t work out he turned his sights on the most famous family in America. He tweeted Kendall Jenner. Great shooters keep on shooting. This one just feels right too. The (most) normal (and hottest) girl in the Kardashian clan and Cardale Jones the Crown Jewel of college football.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you’ll land among the stars and get a date with Kourtney (hear she’s single now).

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Zeke was even shocked Cardale swung for the fences.

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And just as how everything usually turns out, TMZ probably will ruin everything and cockblock 12 Gauge.

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Cardale Jones: Quarterback, National Champion, America’s Sweetheart, Twitter heartthrob.