Category Archives: Browns

Tim Couch Looks Like He Can Still Play A Little Bit In Bud Light’s New NFL Commercial

And by “play a little bit” I mean looks “jacked and handsome sitting there signing autographs at a car dealership.” I mean, looks at those ‘ceps on Timmy. It looks like he hasn’t stopped doing curls since those idiot fans booed him when he got hurt.

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It’s always a fun conversation to wonder what would have been if Couch was surrounded by a competent group of players and coaches when he was drafted in 99. Say he went to Philly instead of McNabb, would Tim have as successful a career as Donovan did?

Say what you want, Tim Couch and Kevin Johnson are still one of the better QB/WR tandems the Browns have had since they returned.

A Couple Of Lovebirds Got Married In FirstEnergy Stadium Before The Browns 4th Preseason Game

Love.

Who really knows how to define love? Sometimes it’s staying in on a Saturday night and watching TV in your pajamas together. Sometimes it’s finishing each other’s sentences and knowing what each other is thinking before they do . Sometimes it’s getting married before the 4th preseason game in FirstEnergy Stadium that’s at 25% capacity.

A wise man once said that “true love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.”

Nothing says “true love” more than Cleveland boy Brian Hoyer’s return to FirstEnergy Stadium to lead the Chicago Bears second stringers vs. Robert Griffin III and the Browns.

May this couple’s future be full of dog bones, barking, and not too much letdown on Sundays.

(I’m not even sure these are Browns fans that got married but it’d be kind of a crazy move for Bears fans to get married in an opposing team’s stadium so I’m just ruling that out)

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Browns reporter Mary Kay Cabot Almost Got Taken Out By A Rogue Football Yesterday

At the Browns v Bucs scrimmage Wednesday morning RG3 dropped back and slung a quick out to Marlon Moore (I think) in the boundary. The pass was a little off target but Marlon probably should have hauled it in.

and then

HEAD ON A SWIVEL, MARY KAY

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Yikes. If we’ve got NFL punters getting concussions from getting hit in the head with a ball then imagine the damage an RG3 fastball would have done to an unsuspecting person.

If that ball would have connected with MKC’s face I would have personally flown down to Tampa, raised hell, and stuck RG3’s ass on the practice squad as a strong safety. No one messes with my favorite Browns beat reporter. Sure she wrote a little too much about Johnny’s personal life and once called Jason Campbell elite, but she’s by far and away the best veteran beat reporter the Browns have and it’s not close.

#TeamMaryKayForLife