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#BuckeyePorn; Hype Video Will Actually Get You Pumped For The OSU Game Vs. Northern Illinois

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Welp. Didn’t think I was going to get too excited about the Huskies coming to Columbus on Saturday but now I can’t wait. The Bucks are coming for that ass, NIU!

Really need to see Cardale put together a good game on Saturday. Something like a 14-20 performance with 2+ TDs and 30 yards rushing. Last week’s 38-0 win over Hawaii was amazingly unimpressive on the offensive side of the ball (yes, a 38 point win was unimpressive). I think it’ll be imperative for the passing game to find their stride and put up some big numbers.  Maybe let Braxton throw out of the Wildcat?

Bucks 52  Northern Illinois 14

#TheBigTenIsTheBestConferenceInAmerica

That Cardale pic reminds me of this:

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Ezekiel Elliott Tweets At Taylor Swift Asking For A Date While She’s In Columbus

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Shooters shoot.

Move over Cardale and Rousey, there’s a new power couple in Columbus. “Taylor Elliott” has a nice ring to it, eh? The “Heisman Trophy and Grammy Award winning couple” rolls off your tongue pretty smoothly.

Even if their relationship doesn’t work out, could you imagine the bangers that the break up would produce? Taylor’s song “Crop Top” about “the one who ran into her heart”  would put “Bad Blood” and “Blank Space” to shame. Everyone knows the best part about Swift’s relationships are the songs that come after they end.

As if there was any chance of Taylor turning him down, Zeke turned to the heavy artillery:

Looks like college football has a new power couple.

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(VIDEO) Colin Cowherd Eviscerates the SEC, Says Ohio State “Would Run Through The SEC”

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Do it to ’em, Colin! Do it to ’em! So basically what Colin said here is what I said last week– the SEC is overrated and dead. Usually when Colin opens his mouth I find myself plugging my ears, but not this time. After Arkansas’s loss to the 3rd best team in Ohio and Auburn needing overtime to beat vaunted Jacksonville State, it’s safe to say the SEC isn’t what it used to be.

“Your quarterback play is embarrassing.” 

100% true. Take the 4 best QBs in the Big 10 (Connor Cook, Christian Hackenberg, Cardale Jones, JT Barrett) put them on an SEC team, and they’re probably the best player in the entire conference. The conference is stuck in 2012 when Alabama and LSU were playing in the title game putting up a whopping combined 21 points. You need to score points in today’s college football, and those SEC quarterbacks ain’t putting up 35-40 points on a consistent basis.