How Do You Work Out? Terrelle Pryor Rides Hoverboards & Catches Footballs

February 8, 2016 Mike 1 Comment

TP posted this video to his Instagram yesterday:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBiOvKGAFrL/?taken-by=terrellepryor

Well. Welcome to 2016. We’ve got insanely advanced workouts and diet plans at our fingertips but sometimes we’ve just gotta go old school, hop on the ol’ hoverboard, and start snagging some pigskins. Screw running routes or doing some squats, those are for lames, It’s all about hoverboards nowadays.

I still think Pryor has a chance to do something in this league as a receiver with a full offseason under his belt. You know Hue Jackson likes those tall receivers, maybe he’ll take a chance on TP.

TP+JG12+Goff?

It’s a shame we had to wait until the last game of the season to see this:

Terrelle Pryor makes a gorgeous 42-yard leaping catch and looks like a natural doing it. #PITvsCLE https://t.co/RFPLi9R7OK

— NFL (@NFL) January 3, 2016

Here are some other #PryorPorn workout videos he’s posted this offseason

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBLK5eSAFme/?taken-by=terrellepryor

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBSjp4ogFuC/?taken-by=terrellepryor

Still got an arm too

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBVxes1AFl3/?taken-by=terrellepryor

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBYrbKtAFi_/?taken-by=terrellepryor

Cleveland

The Norton Furniture guy was in a freaking Super Bowl commercial

February 8, 2016 Ai Leave a comment

(h/t Cleveland Scene)

Gold. Solid bars of pure gold.

I don’t know if it’s just me or what but I feel like I haven’t seen one of these puppies in quite some time. After going to school in New York for four years and living in North Carolina for one, I had almost forgotten about the 30 second installments of sensual raspiness that Norton Furniture treats Northeastern Ohioans. Mark got himself back on my radar last night in a BIG way. His advocacy of Taco Bell’s new Quesalupa was the only Super Bowl commercial that got the rewind button some action at our party (Mashable explains their whole marketing campaign here. Spoiler alert, it’s genius.)

So in honor of your boy finally getting his cup of coffee in the advertising big leagues, we’ve power ranked his top 5 performances of all time.

5. “The Candidate”

4. “Super Hero”

3. “Let the man live!”

2. “Frog on a couch and guy with hedge clippers”

1. “Labor”

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Cleveland.com Comments of the Week: 2/8/16

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