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Cavs

According To Richard Jefferson’s Snapchat, Here’s What The Cavs Championship Rings Look Like

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Can you… can you marry a piece of jewelry? Because I want to marry that ring right now.

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It still hasn’t 100% hit me that the Cavs won the championship. I’m probably at about an 85% right now but once those rings get handed out to the players and the banner gets hung before the first game vs. the New York Superteam Knicks is when it’ll truly sink all the way in. I’m still fully entrenched with all of the “Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals” jokes that sometimes I forget that we’ll be hanging that banner on October 25th.

The Cleveland skyline and the Roman Numeral “52” (as in 52 years since Cleveland’s last championship) are an awesome touch

 

UPDATE: Forgot the Cavs were going 0-82 this season because we’re about to be infected with The Kardashian so enjoy these rings while you can, Cavs fans

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If Tristan Thompson Is Really Dating Khloe Kardashian Then The Cavs Are Probably Going 0-82

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TMZ– Khloe Kardashian has a brand new star athlete in her life … Cleveland Cavaliers studTristan Thompson. 

The two have been spending some serious quality time together recently … and Thursday, they were spotted at a mansion in Beverly Hills … flaunting their impressive physiques.

Khloe Kardashian is a succubus and nothing good will come of this.

Let’s looks at her list of boyfriends:

Lamar Odom- Literally almost died because Khloe drove him crazy.

Derrick Ward- Don’t really know anything about him other than he was a running back on the Giants with Brandon Jacobs. Khloe and him dated in 2008 and by 2009 he was playing for Tampa Bay and only rushed for 409 yards.

French Montana- Hasn’t had a good song since ‘Pop That’ in 2013. Probably Khloe’s fault.

Rashad McCants- Dated in 2008/2009. Has not played in the NBA since 2009. No coincidence.

Rick Fox?- Nothing bad to say about Rick Fox. He’e the man.

James Harden- Dated Khloe recently. Hasn’t made a defensive stop since.

If Tristan continues on this path he’s down there’s no doubt in my mind this could derail the Cavs upcoming season. Forget making it back to the Finals, I doubt the Cavs even make the playoffs. There’s just something about the Kardashians that infect everything they touch. They’re like a disease and once they contaminate Tristan, they’ll contaminate the entire Cavs team and the city of Cleveland. Don’t infect us with the Kardashian slime, Tristan. Don’t infect us.

Browns

A Couple Of Lovebirds Got Married In FirstEnergy Stadium Before The Browns 4th Preseason Game

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Love.

Who really knows how to define love? Sometimes it’s staying in on a Saturday night and watching TV in your pajamas together. Sometimes it’s finishing each other’s sentences and knowing what each other is thinking before they do . Sometimes it’s getting married before the 4th preseason game in FirstEnergy Stadium that’s at 25% capacity.

A wise man once said that “true love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.”

Nothing says “true love” more than Cleveland boy Brian Hoyer’s return to FirstEnergy Stadium to lead the Chicago Bears second stringers vs. Robert Griffin III and the Browns.

May this couple’s future be full of dog bones, barking, and not too much letdown on Sundays.

(I’m not even sure these are Browns fans that got married but it’d be kind of a crazy move for Bears fans to get married in an opposing team’s stadium so I’m just ruling that out)

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