In a news cycle being dominated by #DeflateGate and comments made by idiots regarding American Sniper, it’s a breath of fresh air to see Carl’s Jr. as a beacon of morals and ethics. Giving the public a burger with no antibiotics, no added hormones, and no steroids. Just doing their best to save lives and be looked upon as some of the good guys.

Cheeseburgers aren’t the healthiest food out there, so what Carl’s Jr. is doing is nothing short of a valiant and courageous act. According to Men’s Health:

“The combination of high fat, high salt and refined carbohydrates tastes great,” says Majmudar. What’s more, because such foods have so many calories, they’ll cause a blood-sugar spike, which then leads to a rapid drop – creating the craving for more food and leading to a vicious cycle, she says.

A study in the journal Obesity found that most fast foods contain extremely high levels of transfatty acids, which can lead to obesity, type 2 diabetes and coronary disease. What’s worse, individuals who ate fast food regularly had a much lower intake of cereals, grains and – no surprises here – fruits and vegetables, according to a study in the Journal of the American Dietetic Association.

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Carl’s Jr. doesn’t need any gimmicks or catchy advertisements to sell their products. They do stuff the right way. Saving lives, making delicious juicy burgers, and filming Super Bowl commercials.

If you believe anything I wrote at the top you’re a moron. Put your tongue back in your mouth and take a deep breath. Her name is Charlotte McKinney and Here’s her Instagram. If you could buy stock in swimsuit models, you’d be smart to empty your bank account on Charlotte here. She’s the next Kate Upton. You’re welcome.

PS- We’re a sports site. This is a Super Bowl ad. The Super Bowl is sports. Sports is the Super Bowl. This is relevant and important.

There’s a #DeflateGate joke in here somewhere, I just don’t know where.