O look here’s Bigfoot spotted taking an afternoon stroll in Lorain County

January 17, 2015 Mike 2 Comments

LAGRANGE, Ohio– An intensive-care nurse snapped a picture of what she believes could be a “Sasquatch” creature in northeastern Ohio.

The photograph, released on internet forum The Gear Page by a musician named Gurtz who claims to be the cousin of the eyewitness, was reportedly taken at 2:30 p.m. on Jan. 11, 2015.

“She works nights in ICU,” Gurtz said. “She’s really freaked out about it,” he added, “she says could have only been a Sasquatch.”

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Welp. That 1 small, blurry, zoomed out picture is all the proof I need! We officially have a new 7 foot hairy, stinky neighbor here in Northeast Ohio. Someone get Bobo and Cliff on the scene here STAT. Renee can stay at home, she stinks.

Quick, tell me if you see any differences in the 2 pics below. 1 is the totally real not fake at all Bigfoot, the other is some creepy guy (me) dressed up in a gorilla mask.

Can you tell which is which? I certainly can’t. Surprised picture #2 hasn’t been submitted to the Bigfoot Internet forums. It’s pretty much the same creature that was spotted in the Patterson-Gimlin film.

Ohio State just won a national championship, the Cavs have won 2 in a row and beat a good Clippers team last night, and we just confirmed a Samsquanch lives in the area. Life is good here in Ohio I’d say

Pretty sure we already had a confirmed sighting of Bigfoot in the Muni Lot earlier this year but whatever

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Mishmash- Huge terrifying hippo, elephant goes #Beastmode, girl reunites with her dad on Facebook & starts dating him

January 16, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

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Hippos are apparently great swimmers and are now terrifying

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Don’t go backwards on a treadmill

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Elephant goes #Beastmode on a couple cars

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Hey some girl got reunited with her dad through Facebook, started dating him then banged him. And she knew it was him the whole time. Gross

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Dunk of 2015?

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This dude is surfing behind a horse and now I have to surf behind a horse

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Vine of the day

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Cardale Jones held a presser to announce he was returning to OSU and a bunch of jackasses lost their mind

January 15, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

As you probably already know, Cardale Jones announced that he is returning to the Ohio State football team next season. Third string QB turned starter for the National Championship. A kid whose ups and downs have been pretty well publicized decides to return to school and forego millions of dollars. Pretty cool story, right? Well not according to some sports writers out there.

Apparently going back to your high school and holding a press conference to announce you’re going to further your education is a bad look. Because fuck being a role model for young kids in the community you’re from, right?

Here’s a little collection. Had to screenshot them because you never know when someone can delete a tweet because the take is too

First- Mike Florio from Pro Football Talk. Ya know, this lil guy:

I went back and searched “Cardale Jones” on ProFootballTalk and there have been 8 articles posted about him since Tuesday. That’s a lot of content. Don’t know why Florio is bitching like a little bitch.

I don’t know this Michael guy but he seems like a real wet blanket, huh? O, nevermind he’s also a writer for PFT which explains everything.

More Florio-

Here’s former Tampa Bay Bucs GM Mark Dominik. Because if you respect an opinion of anyone, it should be a guy who was fired from the very respectable and successful Tampa Bay organization

And now we get into the “smear Ted Ginn campaign” because Ted Ginn is the most selfish guy in Cleveland, right? He’s never done anything beneficial for his players and students.