AAAH, I’M CLIMBING A WALL, TAKE A GOOD PICTURE, HONEY, I’M DEAD
Quick backstory: After the Browns lost to the Raiders earlier this season, this rascal here decided to climb this wall at The Pit (the other tailgating spot for Browns games). Why he decided to climb this wall is a question that will never be answered.
I’ve been waiting FOREVER for the full video to come out because all of the other ones out there ended right before he fell. Seeing the original video without the fall was like watching the movie Seven and not finding out what’s in the box; like a 3 course meal ending after the entree; like sex with no orgasm. It just felt incomplete. As an audience we needed to see that fall. We needed to see our boy drunkenly climb those rocks and gracefully do an accidental swan dive onto pavement. Man, that was awesome. He survived. Luckily, the concrete broke his fall.
h/t Cleveland Scene
Bottlegate 