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Which Cleveland Professional Sports Team Has The Most Fake Twitter Followers?

So yesterday as I was perusing through the ol’ Twitter timeline I noticed an article from Next Impulse Sports claiming that half of the Carolina Panthers Twitter followers were fake. 500,000 accounts out of 1 million. Sheesh. Team accounts buying Twitter followers just seems kinda scummy. But apparently that’s pretty standard stuff for big companies/pro teams/celebrities trying to build their brand? I imagine in the early days of Twitter people probably did this shit all of the time.

Well, that got me to thinking about our favorite professional teams in Cleveland and their Twitter accounts and how many of their followers were real and how many were fake. Ya know, the real hard hitting, investigative stuff you’ve come to expect from this site.

I used Twitter Audit because that seems to be the go to site/app to expose these accounts. I’m not sure if it’s 100% accurate but there has to be some truth to it.

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First up:

The Cleveland Indians

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102,000+ fake accounts follow the Indians. So basically the capacity of The Horseshoe at Ohio State.

Cleveland Browns

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Almost 152,000. I definitely thought the Browns would be close to around 300K. Just seems like a Scheiner or Farmer move to buy hundreds of thousands of fake followers while Scheiner was busy raising season ticket prices so he could afford to pay Swagger’s appearance fee.

Cleveland Cavaliers

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What? The Cavs with 366K fake followers? Arguably the most popular team in town needed to buy all those followers? C’mon now… No doubt in my mind that this happened in 2010 right after Dan Gilbert wrote the Comic Sans letter. Truth be told I might consider losing LeBron again if that meant 100,000 + followers on the @Bottlegate Twitter account.

So there’s that. Hope you enjoyed this pointless “study.”

PS- Check that 98%, bitches

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LISTEN: ESPN Cleveland’s Tony Rizzo Going Ballistic During A Browns Rant Is Must Hear Radio

(original link here)

How about a nice little rant to get your morning started? Who needs Joebees or coffee when you’ve got Tony Rizzo ready to rip someone’s face off. Love this shit. Sounds like he’s on the verge of a breakdown and we can only pray it happens live on the air.

Don’t care what your opinion of Rizz is but you’re lying to yourself if you don’t think the dude is entertaining as hell on the radio. Yeah, sure the Really Big Show might as well be named “The Really Long Live Read” but I still enjoy listening as much as I can.

As for those who think this is manufactured, I have to disagree. I interned at ESPN Cleveland a few years ago and can say Rizzo is as high strung off the air as he is on the air.

Also- He went kinda hard at Greeny, no?

ESPN Cleveland Host Jerod Cherry- “If You’re Serious About Winning, You Play Through Concussions

How’s that for an opinion straight out of 1985 for ya? Jerod off the top rope!! Fuck what science tells us, you won’t need your brain when you’re out of the NFL! Manziel, you pussy! If you cared about winning that week 16 game to get to 4-12 you’d be out there battling with your brothers! Who cares if your brain turns to mush when James Harrison blindsides you? It’s not a big deal if you can’t remember your name when Ryan Shazier tackles you. Didn’t you hear? This is FOOTBALL we’re talking about! Nothing else matters. Fucking soft ass millenials always whining about their bullshit.

I don’t care if your brain looks like a soggy bowl of Rice Krispies, it’s 3rd and 7 and we’re in the red zone, get your dazed ass out there.

Who cares if Johnny Manziel is only 23 and has his whole football career in front of him? Thinking long term is for idiots.

CTE? More like CDE as in Concussions Don’t Exist.

Nothing bad ever happens to Cleveland quarterbacks when they play the Steelers!


Thing is, I like Jerod. I like when former players can talk about things in the game of football that the normal everyday slapdick guy doesn’t know about. But this take on concussions is just bad, man. It’s 2015 and having this mindset is just wrong. Football players are a different breed and I understand that, but c’mon. I do respect the commitment to his shitty opinion even in the face of all the criticism he’s going to be receiving.

ALSO- Wikipedia works fast

https://twitter.com/LAndyman_/status/682348071355678720

UPDATE: Jerod is doubling down