Category Archives: Food

McDonald’s Is Testing Mac & Cheese At Cleveland Locations And We Need To Find Out Which Ones

CNN

McDonald’s (MCD)is experimenting with a limited roll-out of mac and cheese, a tried-and-true comfort food that recently appeared on McDonald’s menus.

McDonald’s is offering mac and cheese in only 18 restaurants in the Cleveland area of Ohio, which has quietly served as a test market since the summer.

McDonald’s sells mac and cheese Happy Meals for $3. Mac and cheese is the entrée, alongside fries, fruit and milk. The four-ounce portion has less than 200 calories, with five grams of protein and five grams of whole grains, according to the company.

Since November, McDonald’s has also sold mac and cheese separately for $1.75.

McComb said it will be served through February. And after that … who knows?


I count on you guys for a lot of things. Usually when something happens on the Cleveland/Cleveland sports scene I’ll get inundated with tweets at the Bottlegate Twitter account. People send funny videos and funny pictures all the time.

Why has no one notified me that McDonald’s is now serving mac and cheese in Cleveland?? McDonalds and mac and cheese is basically what I live for so a little heads up here would be nice. You know McD’s is injecting a bunch of preservatives and hormones into that mac and cheese to make it delicious too.

Why is it only being offered as a Happy Meal though? Kinda discriminatory to our rights as mac and cheese loving adults, no? As a 27 year old am I allowed to roll up to the McDonalds drive thru and order 5 mac and cheese Happy Meals or is that frowned upon? I NEED to try this mac and cheese.

I expect a full review from someone out there. Keep your eyes open, people.

 

Oh Look Here’s A Taco Bell Worker Digging In His Butt At A Taco Bell In Sandusky

YUM! Nothing like some cheesy fiesta dingleberries when you make a run for the border. This fella in the photo lost his job which is really the only course of action Taco Bell could have taken. No one wants to eat a poopy Beefy Five Layered Burrito.

With that said, if you eat Taco Bell willingly/not drunk on a Friday or Saturday night, you have to kind of just accept that sometimes there may be some feces particles in your Doritos Locos Tacos. How do you think the seasoned beef is so brown? Why do you think your Quesarito has such a distinct flavor? Really makes you think.

No matter if this gross dude or a normal TB worker prepares your Cheesy Gordita Crunch, there’s still a 95% chance you’re going to have explosive diarrhea within 5 hours of eating it. That’s just a fact.

h/t Cleveland Scene

Bold strategy as an Alliance Woman calls 911 because her Chinese food sucks

From WEWS

ALLIANCE, Ohio – An Alliance woman learned the hard way that bad Chinese food isn’t a justifiable reason to call 911. 

Alliance police report that they received a call around 4:30 p.m. Monday from 44-year-old Tracey McCloud who said the Chinese food she ordered from a local restaurant was “not to par.”

“I had bought some Chinese food and it’s not to par to me and I asked to get my money back and they acting like they don’t understand me and they took my food and won’t give my money back,” McCloud said to the 911 dispatcher. 

The dispatcher asked her name, and then said, “And this is why you called 911?”

“Um, what am I supposed to do? Jump over the thing and beat them up and get my money back?” McCloud asked.


Oh, your Chinese food was under par? You don’t say! You forfeit your basic human rights when you willingly eat Chinese food. You essentially agree to a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” social contract when you step foot into a Chinese restaurant. No one wants to know what is actually in the food, all we know is that it tastes delicious. No I don’t want to know that my General Tso’s Chicken is actually the chipmunk that was crawling around in the dumpster last week. No I don’t want to know that my Won Ton Soup is just tap water with a bunch of Morton’s salt poured into it. I know my fortune cookie was probably baked in 1992 and I’m OK with that. Ignorance is bliss and that’s what makes the Chinese dining experience so special.

I went to college in Alliance for 4 (and a half) years, and since when did the general population become so hoity toity? This isn’t some fine dining establishment like Applebee’s or Jalisco’s. It’d almost be more of a story if the food was up to par TBH.