Ezekiel Elliott Tweets At Taylor Swift Asking For A Date While She’s In Columbus

Shooters shoot.

Move over Cardale and Rousey, there’s a new power couple in Columbus. “Taylor Elliott” has a nice ring to it, eh? The “Heisman Trophy and Grammy Award winning couple” rolls off your tongue pretty smoothly.

Even if their relationship doesn’t work out, could you imagine the bangers that the break up would produce? Taylor’s song “Crop Top” about “the one who ran into her heart” Ā would put “Bad Blood” and “Blank Space” to shame. Everyone knows the best part about Swift’s relationships are the songs that come after they end.

As if there was any chance of Taylor turning him down, Zeke turned to the heavy artillery:

Looks like college football has a new power couple.

Mishmash- Fat Cowboys fan goes beastmode for a pep talk; Footsniffer leads police on a high speed scooter chase; croc attacks

Cleveland pic of the day

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Someone mashed up a bunch of movie phone calls and it turned out pretty cool

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This footage of crocodiles attacking cameras floating in the water is pretty pretty cool

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Cowboys fan goes #BeastMode for this pep talk to fire up the Dallas fanbase

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“Florida man suspected of smelling woman’s feet at library leads police on scooter chase”

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Anheuser Busch and Miller may be merging? It’s possible

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I could watch Gronk reacting to magic tricks all day long

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OU Oh Yeah; Ohio University Tops Playboy’s List As Top Party School Of 2015

Via Playboy

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Sorry, Miami University, but OU’s year-round antics are hard to trump. Athens is home to one of the country’s largest Halloween block parties—a drunken fete so epic it attracts such sponsors as the infamous caffeinated alcohol Four Loko. Court Street, which connects the campus to Athens’s dining district, is a barhopper’s dream: The tiny half-mile stretch boasts 18 bars. And thanks to statewide decriminalization of marijuana possession, students frequently toke up at the appropriately named Bong Hill. The debauchery escalates further at #Fest, OU’s take on Electric Daisy Carnival, where students double-fist Solo cups while bouncing to the sounds of Diplo, Wiz Khalifa and Kendrick Lamar.


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Now I’ve only been to Athens twice in my life (Palmerfest in 2009 and 2010) but in those two experiences I was able to gather that it truly is a magical place. Beautiful girls everywhere, backyard concerts, kegs, beer bongs, friendly people, burning couches in the middle of the street… just the epitome of the classic college town.

One of my biggest regrets is not going to a big state school like OU, OSU, or Miami of Ohio. Sure I loved Mount Union but nothing compares to the big time parties, athletic events, and social scene at the state schools. Some advice for high school seniors: If you aren’t on scholarship and playing NCAA sports, go to one of Ohio’s state universities.

And if you were wondering how the top 10 shook out, here’s how it looks:

Here’s Playboy’s Top 10…
#1 Ohio University
#2 University of Iowa
#3 Florida State University
#4 Tulane University
#5 University of Illinois
#6 University of Texas
#7 Syracuse University
#8 University of Wisconsin
#9 University of Mississippi
#10 University of Michigan

Kind of cool that the state of Ohio plays football better and parties harder than any other state in America.

Cover pic via Joel Bissell Photography

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