The events leading up to Mike Clevinger’s MLB debut were hilariously perfect

(pics via @Indians)

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Indians right-hander Mike Clevinger was called up to make his MLB debut last night in Cincinnati against the Reds. He’s ascended up the ranks of the Tribe farm system (and various top prospects lists) pretty quickly  over the past couple years, capped with a strong spring training and a 5-0 start in AAA this season.

Jitters aside, he looked good last night, surrendering 4 earned runs while striking out 5 in 5.1 innings. He was sitting at 93-94 MPH with his fastball (topped out at 95.9), with his slider around 81 and change up 87-88. And oh yeah, this:

Flashed a little leather, too:

The Tribe ended up winning in 12 innings after Frankie Lindor hit a go-ahead solo jack in the top half of the inning. That’s all good and everything, but the real story comes from the events over the last day or so that lead up to Clev’s debut.

It started with the phone call, er phone calls. He was so stunned when he got the news that Clippers manager Chris Tremie had to call him back 5 minutes later to make sure actually understood what was going on:

Then yesterday, anybody who was around him before the game started didn’t need to ask to figure out what his pre-game meal before his first Major League start was. And anybody who wasn’t might have had a hard time finding him if Mike Napoli hadn’t stopped him from walking into the home team’s bullpen:

“I’m just checking it out.” 

Classic Clev. Love that he handled his MLB debut exactly how any normal dude would, by puking and deliriously wandering around the ballpark.

Looking forward to many more full-bellied starts from this guy.

 

KEEP THE CHIEF

 

Guy Is So Stoned After Getting His Wisdom Teeth Out That He Thinks The Browns Are Going To The Super Bowl

https://twitter.com/J__Graz/status/732600184887201792

Ah, to be young, stoned, and an eternal optimist again.

Whatever this kid is on I want double the dosage everyday for the rest of my life. That’s gotta be some strong shit.

Here’s the backstory from the man himself:

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Not a .500 record. Not a wild card berth in the playoffs. The Super Bowl. He’s so out of it that he thinks the Browns (at 200-1) will be representing the AFC in the biggest sporting event in America. Hey, if RGIII shocks people, the defense comes together, and our rookie class contributes…….

So he thinks he’s downtown and going to the Browns game. Fair enough.  But is he really that different than someone who’s been in the Muni Lot for 5 straight hours?

Best part

OK, Jim you’re bleeding

No, I’ll bleed for the Browns

 

Couldn’t have scripted something so perfect.

 

 

 

Here’s The Cavs Eastern Conference Finals Intro Video

 

It kind of sucks that the Cavs production team will only be able to use this intro for 2 games but hey, that’ll give them more time to blow our minds once the Finals come around.

Obviously this is fantastic but I need a little more from my conference finals videos. I need drama, a building musical score, something that’ll give me goosebumps before tip off. This is good but I didn’t go from six to midnight like I should when watching conference finals intro videos.

Final Grade: 8.1 out of 10

 

If the Cavs want to bring back the “Put On” intro from 08-09, I’m all for it

The song still works in the present day too. Just sayin.

 

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