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LeBron Gives Kent Bazemore A Forearm Shiver From Hell Because He’s A Chump

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gif via this NBA Reddit thread

Yep. That’ll do. That right there was 100% an intentional forearm shiver from LeBron on Kent Bazemore. I don’t really like this move, I actually LOVE it. If you remember, Bazemore flapped his gums all throughout the Eastern Conference Finals last season only to be swept 4-0. Oh, and there was also that thing when people dug up some old tweets where Bazemore called LeBron a “pussy” and “lil blow job”

You come at the king you best not miss.

It’s only game 1 of the preseason and we’ve already got JR Smith taking swings at Al Horford and LeBron giving Kent Bazemore a forearm shiver. I like the toughness and the message it sends even if it is a tad bit uncalled for when the games don’t even count.

JK, if Bazemore is undercutting the best player in the world in a preseason game then someone on the Cavs needs to knock him the F out no questions asked.

Pretty shocked Delly didn’t get tangled up with anyone.

PS- If the main rivalry this season (besides D-Fish and Matt Barnes) is LeBron and Kent fucking Bazemore then I just cannot support the NBA this year. That’s the biggest talent disparity I’ve seen since that redhead with the bombs and the snozzberries dude from Super Troopers got married.

 

(VIDEO) Timofey Mozgov can hardly contain his excitement in new Sky Zone commercial

“Uh huh. Uh huh. Give me some more! Give me some love!”

Timo looks like he had the time of his damn life filming this thing. Running around, bouncing on trampolines, letting out his inner

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Tell you what, if you’re a business owner and you care one ounce about the success of your company, you’re hiring this guy to do an ad for you. He’s in “name your price” territory for endorsements. Ask the Brew Garden (under new management!)

PS You get 100 chances to take it to the rack in slamball against Moz. How many do you flush?

 

If your answer involves anything other than quitting after 8, you’re lying to yourself.

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JR Smith Wants You To Know That He Lost 17 lbs By Working Out And Not By Doing Crack

1 preseason game down and I’m pretty sure we’ve already got the JR Smith quote of the year. Thanks JR for clarifying that you weren’t doing crack, I’m sure it was on all of our minds (no one was thinking that).  Who knew you could lose 17 pounds so quickly just from doing crack? Think I just found my new diet!

A couple more highlights from last night’s preseason game vs. the Hawks.

 

  • LeBron took a selfie with some of the faithful fans

  • Richard Jefferson turned back the clock and dunked on some fool

  • And JR Smith and LeBron lost their damn minds

  • Watching Mozgov play with LeBron and co. for a full season could be pretty satisfying

I know getting excited about any team in any sport in the preseason is dumb but I’ve gotta admit that I think I’ve got Cavs fever already.