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Johnny Manziel Involved In Another Altercation With His Girlfriend. This Time In Texas

Atta boy, Johnny! Second domestic dispute since October. I think we’re beginning to see a pattern here with Mr. Football.

Do you know how easy it is to not get the cops called on you and your girlfriend? Johnny’s managed to do it twice in the past few months.

Jimmy Haslam said TWO DAYS AGO that he thinks the relationship between the Browns and Manziel is fixable and this is how Johnny responds. You have to try and be this dumb and be in the news cycle this much, it’s incredible.

February 8th is when the Browns can officially cut Manziel. Expect a farewell video by then too.


UPDATE: According to Profootballtalk.com, police used a helicopter to search for Manziel after his altercation.

Via Mark David Smith of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Fort Worth police have issued a statement indicating that a helicopter was used to search for Manziel following whatever it was that happened between him and a female on Saturday morning.

The report indicates that a “possible assault” occurred, but that the potential victim (who referred to Manziel as her ex-boyfriend) was not cooperative. The helicopter search apparently resulted from Manziel’s ex-girlfriend’s concerns for his well-being and an inability to locate him through “cell phone numbers associated with him.”


 

A helicopter to look for an NFL quarterback after an altercation with a woman? What is happening here.

VIDEO: No One On The Cavs Wants To Be Mozgov’s Roommate On The Road

Mozgov the least desirable roommate on the road? Yeah, I can see that. Sounds about right. Facetiming in Russian, listening to loud Russian rap, being 7’1, messy as hell… I wouldn’t want to room with Mozzy either.

But if we’re being honest that doesn’t even really sound that bad for another roommate. Not flushing after they take a dump; playing loud music while you’re tying to take a mid day nap; barging into the room when there’s a sock on the door; eating your food in the fridge; not paying bills & rent on time… now THOSE are all signs of a bad roommate. (I get a check mark for all 5)

So what, Timo is tall and listens to his “back home music,” is that really that bad? Just put in some earplugs and go to bed, we’ve got a title to win.

Best part was at 0:58 with Love saying “but you’d be well protected.”

PS- It’s kind of an upset that JR didn’t win this, right?

Kansas City Royals combine Epilepsy Awareness Night with fireworks show

From nydailynews.com:

“Boom!

The Kansas City Royals are hosting Epilepsy Awareness Night on August 5 — the same evening they’re planning a massive fireworks display.

The World Series champions have Summer Fireworks scheduled after all Friday home games, but clearly the team needs to rethink their game plan.”

Well that’s one way to do it.

No better way to raise awareness for a disease than trying to get as many people who suffer from it in a single location, then do something that is a well-known trigger for it. That’s what I always say.

Our investigative team here at Bottlegate managed to round up some of the other ideas that apparently didn’t make it past the Royals Marketing Team’s cutting room floor:

  • Obesity Awareness Night featuring dollar hot dogs
  • Anti-Bullying Night, first 1,000 fans get free mini bat
  • Alcoholics Anonymous Night, first beer free with purchase of ticket
  • Throwing out the first pitch at Bark at the Park night – Michael Vick
  • Hypochondria Awareness Night with promotional medical kit giveaway
  • Kids Run the Bases presented by Subway
  • Here to perform the National Anthem on Prostate Cancer Awareness Night, Kanye West!
  • Lucky to have NFL Broadcaster Phil Simms here in the booth with us on Deaf Awareness Night
  • Native American Heritage night at Progressive Field

And before I could post this puppy, the Royals decided they would rather their fans not be aware of epilepsy.

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The Internet always wins.

 

PS Their new spring training caps are a lot cooler than having Epilepsy Awareness Night on a fireworks night