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LeBron trolls the media by eating a banana

https://twitter.com/Shaqtin_A_Fool/status/712985822895714304

Why you eatin’ a banana, LeBron? Does that mean you’re gonna slip on a banana peel, out of Cleveland?

I mean it’s every day with this guy lately, isn’t it? Every single time my phone has lit up over the past month, another notification from Team Stream “Cavaliers: LeBron James…” I swear to god. I mean he’s also been absolutely incredible on the court during that time…

….but is this not like the exact opposite of what Zero Dark 30/23/6 is supposed to be?

At least this was funny, self-aware LeBron instead of passive aggressive LeBron. I like this LeBron a lot better.

PS AHHHHHHH! How many of you know tweeting in the morning after winning the first of a back-to-back?

Strive for greatness out here, cuz.

#NoDaysOff for Cavs Twitter.

https://twitter.com/chriswoodcock22/status/713003657734787072

 

Can We All Just Admit That LeBron Unfollowing The Cavs Account On Twitter Is Weird?

https://twitter.com/kanyecobain/status/712021922138214400

 So the big talk around Cleveland and all of the national sports sites is that LeBron apparently unfollowed the Cavs official Twitter account yesterday. Probably not a huge deal. But it’s weird… because people who actually go out of their way to unfollow people are weird, psychotic, and unstable.

I definitely don’t think it means that he’s leaving again or anything but it’s still just one of those odd passive aggressive social media games LeBron likes to play. Who unfollows people on Twitter? Especially the team that employs you? Out of my 6 years on Twitter the only times I’ve ever unfollowed someone is when a Cleveland athlete ends up on another team or when someone becomes too boring. I’m not throwing around unfollows all willy nilly, probably have only unfollowed 4-5 accounts in my Twitter existence.

When you follow someone on Twitter you’re signing a social contract. It’s kind of like marriage- for better or worse, sickness, health, rich, poor, all that stuff. If you can’t handle someone at their worst, you don’t deserve them at their best.

On second thought, maybe LeBron unfollowing the Cavs on Twitter is actually a genius move. It gives something for us idiots to talk about instead of Saturday’s game at Miami, chemistry issues, lack of defense, etc.

Actively rooting for LeBron to unfollow someone on the team now just to see everyone’s reaction.

LeBron Has Gotta Stop Posting Motivational Workout Videos On Sunday Afternoons

Alright, LeBron. We get it. You work out. You’re better than us and we stink. Sure some of us may have have just woken up from a 2 hour mid day nap because we stayed up to watch the UFC fights then went to Dive Bar and stayed up till 4 am drinking beer and eating pizza… but gosh, you don’t need to rub it in our faces. Sundays are a day of rest and should be treated as such. Besides, dude, you’re like 31 years old. Go spend your Sundays on a recliner watching Chopped or something. Rest that body. Playoffs don’t start till April 16th anyway.

Time to heat up some leftover pizza. Strive for greatness, indeed.

PS- Even Damon Jones is like “Dude, relax.”

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