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Best story ever: OSU-Michigan argument on the Jet Express leads to a brawl between couples and arrests

From 13 ABC

A Michigan-Ohio State football argument on the Jet Express allegedly prompted a fight that resulted in assault charges.

Witnesses say the rivalry argument turned physical between two couples with a woman pulling another woman’s hair and the two men throwing punches at each other.

It divides households and pits neighbor against neighbor.

Buckeyes versus Wolverines.


 

People fight over dumb stuff. We’ve got Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift fighting on Twitter over irrelevant MTV Awards. We’ve had people in Beachwood Mall fighting over getting their Jordans stepped on. There was a woman who got stabbed in the eye with a fork over ribs. All dumb. All stupid fights. All pointless.

But not this.

This is what college football rivalries are about. Middle of the summer; On the way home from Put In Bay; In the middle of Lake Erie; No better time nor place to defend the honor of your state’s university. The OSU-Michigan rivalry never stops. There are no off days. It doesn’t take a summer vacation. No. This shit is 24/7 365. Some trash Michigan fan wants to come to Ohio and run their mouth about how good the Wolverines are? Questionable strategy but you better believe there’s a chance they’ll get popped in the mouth, get their hair pulled, or get thrown overboard on the Jet Express into the Lake. That’s college football. This is the Big 10, this ain’t the pussy SEC Conference.

What could the Michigan couple possible be arguing here anyway? Team? Coach? Stadium? Roster? All advantages for the Buckeyes. The ONLY thing Michigan has going for itself right now is Jim Harbaugh and that lunatic’s about five minutes away from spontaneously combusting in his khakis.

 

Ohio State; We’ll beat you on the field and we’ll beat you on the lake.

 

PS- I’m a Miller Ferry guy when it comes to Put In Bay. Nothing better than downing a couple beers aboard the ferry on your way to rage in PIB.

 

This dog taking a leak on a Michigan colored fire hydrant will warm your heart

Michigan Fire Hydrant

Absolute perfection. This is what God intended when he created fire hydrants. This fire hydrant is set up at the Ohio State Veterinary Medical Center in the dog walking area. If we’re being honest though, this should be a Wiconsin/Michigan State/Any other semi relevant school colored fire hydrant instead. Like, at what point does making fun of Michigan get old? Michigan doesn’t matter. They haven’t mattered in like ten years. Ohio State just won a national championship, should we really be getting that worked up about a dog taking a leak on a maize and blue fire hydrant?

Yes. Absolutely. Hope he shits on it next time.

There’s a naked cowboy roaming the highways of Michigan

From Yahoo

Auburn Hills police responded to reports Sunday morning of a man walking northbound in the middle of Interstate 75 wearing nothing but a cowboy hat. No shirt, no pants, no shoes.

The incident was captured on video by a man who pulled over to the highway’s shoulder, just as the nude man walked past. Southbound cars on the highway had to veer to get out of the way of the man. Thankfully, traffic was light because of a recent snowstorm.

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michigancowboy

Yikes. Times are looking bleak in that state up north. He’s probably had it up to here with the recent misfortunes of his favorite sports teams. First, the state’s biggest rival wins the National Championship which totally overshadowed his team’s acclaimed coaching hire. Then the Nationals sign Detroit’s best pitcher and former Cy Young winner in Max Scherzer. Then just when the basketball team is starting to turn a corner, one of their best players (Brandon Jennings) gets injured and is out for the year.

And to top it all off, during the Super Bowl, Twitter started ripping his favorite NFL team out of nowhere!

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Some people turn to alcohol or drugs to cope, this guys turns to stripping naked and streaking down the busy Detroit highways in the middle of winter. Tomato Tomahto

Questionable decision streaking during the cold winter months. Might want to do that in the summer. Here, let George Costanza explain it: