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Pittsburgh signed Michael Vick and Steelers fans lost their minds on Twitter

August 26, 2015 Mike 1 Comment

Last night the Steelers signed QB Michael Vick to fill the void that Bruce Gradkowski’s injury left. This caused A LOT of unrest among #SteelerNation that their beloved team would bring in a dog murderer to back up Big Ben.

I’m not here to preach or get on my moral high horse regarding Vick. That’s not what we do around here. No matter what your opinion is of him, we can all agree that he was an absolute beast and basically unstoppable in Madden ’04.

Let’s see how the fine fans of the Iron City are handling the signing of Mr. Vick:

I thought I was done with the #Steelers before. Now I am even more done. SO done. It's nice to have Sunday afternoons free. #pittsburgh

— Retro Mimi (@RetroMimi) August 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/Mehndi_tgr/status/636335061055447040

Fuck Mike Tomlin. Fuck the current owners. Fuck the Pittsburgh Steelers. I'm done with them https://t.co/jqfM9kwQYX

— Dr. W (@LetsGoWVPower) August 26, 2015

No one tell Jen that Vick played for the Eagles.

Pittsburgh Steelers signs Michael Vick, I cannot believe it. Done with @steelers #NoVick4Steelers

— Lynn (@LGambino1) August 25, 2015

I am so done with the Rooney's

First they kiss Obama's ass
to get an ambassador position, free vacations to… http://t.co/jYMZR3wp4J

— Deborah Rosato (@trvlady) August 25, 2015

I'm becoming a Baltimore fan, fuck this @steelers

— lex (@lexdefect) August 26, 2015

@steelers u have definitely lost my household as fans until Vick #dogkiller is replaced I'll be watching the chargers supporting my husband

— cindy (@ls1cindy) August 26, 2015

@steelers I'm GONE FOREVER.. Bye

— 🇺🇸Debbie Devigne🇺🇸 (@babypenguin8771) August 25, 2015

I have loved the #Steelers for a long time, but I guess this year I'm done. My season tickets will not be used. I HATE #michaelvick

— Donna (@DCrose76) August 26, 2015

WHAT THE FUCK #Steelers? It wasn't enough to have a sexual offender as the quarterback but now we have a dog killing sociopath? #DeadToMe

— Erin Coleman 🏳️‍🌈🐶🌟 (@universalcenter) August 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/Karstan/status/636321895776808960

It even got a man to commit to being a Browns fan! Welcome to a life of letdown, Steve! We’re glad to have you!

@steelers 47 year fan… hometown boy… former security guard at 3-Rivers in college… DONE. won't support a felon. GO BROWNS !

— Steve Jaksec (@sjaksec) August 26, 2015

Who said anything about Vick being black?

Mike Vick being black has NOTHING to do with it, he is a dog murderer/torturer and I'm done with the Steelers. A life long fan. Damn.

— Heidi (@Heidiisathome) August 26, 2015

I thought I was done with the #Steelers before. Now I am even more done. SO done. It's nice to have Sunday afternoons free. #pittsburgh

— Retro Mimi (@RetroMimi) August 26, 2015

I can't believe the Steelers signed Vick. I think I might be done with football. #boo #seriouslypittsburgh?

— Natalie (@NatflixandBooks) August 26, 2015

Nope. No longer a steelers fan fuck that.

— Jordan Wehrle (@Jordan_0122) August 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/pnstaub/status/636324086604562432

I have loved the #Steelers for a long time, but I guess this year I'm done. My season tickets will not be used. I HATE #michaelvick

— Donna (@DCrose76) August 26, 2015

Well that is me done being a @steelers fan. I have been one all my life until today when they signed that piece of crap! #OneLessFan

— Redhead2471 (@Redhead2471) August 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/Nerraux/status/636335582155771906

https://twitter.com/InvaderZee2112/status/636328577504550916

hey @steelers Thanks for signing dogkiller @TheRealMVick7 . been steelers fan forever now I'm done with the you & @NFL #mygearisinthetrash

— crowbarr (@_crowbarr_) August 25, 2015

The equivalent to the “It’s still real to me, dammit!” guy

https://twitter.com/michelebiringer/status/636330495479906304

Oh shit! That’ll show ’em!

As a tiny form of protest, I have changed my avatar to rid myself od my #steelers gear. I'm done.

— Polly Karr (@karr_pe) August 25, 2015

Life came at Dave pretty fast

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636313148639850497

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636313801340620800

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636323813735690240

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636338077947068416

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636348608959389696

It’s always nice to see those “holier than thou” fanbases get knocked down a little bit. At the end of the day your franchise isn’t any classier than the other 31 franchises. Every team is trying to win at all costs.

Since Le’Veon Bell is out the first few games… I think the next logical move for the Steelers to make is to sign Ray Rice.

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This Is 100000% Real Audio Of A Bigfoot In Cuyahoga Valley National Park

August 25, 2015 Mike 1 Comment

From BFRO

The 2015 recording was obtained by Charlie Page (Ohio BFRO) in northeast Ohio’s Cuyahoga Valley National Park (CVNP) around 11pm in March. There have been sporadic sightings, sounds and track finds near and within this park for decades. It is an amazing, beautiful area but it is not well known outside Ohio. The size of the park is 52 square miles, 50% larger than Manhattan (34 square miles).

Charlie says his sound recorder was within 1000 feet a scenic vista point named Hemlock Point. The white noise in the background is traffic noise from a freeway (I-271) which cuts through the park. The animal howls more than once from basically the same area but seems to face a different direction for each howl. Distant response whoops can be heard in the background at points.

Audio HERE

There’s a couple things in life that I’m absolutely certain of- The ’95 Indians were the best team to never win a championship; Joel Skinner should have sent Kenny Lofton; Mozgov didn’t travel; and Tim Couch would have been a Pro Bowler if not for Chris Palmer and a dreadful offensive line.

Add this Bigfoot audio to my list of certainty. That right there is 100% undoubtedly, no questions asked, clear as day audio of a Bigfoot in Cuyahoga Valley National Park. Probably in distress. Most likely hungry. Indisputably Sasquatch.

Sometimes I venture over to CVNP to take my dog for a walk. Great place. Beautiful trails, rivers, a waterfall, ponds, etc. A PERFECT ecosystem to support the on-the-go Bigfoot lifestyle. You can bet your ass next time I go I’ll be doing my best Bobo impression while I’m there on the trails. A couple knocks here, a couple woops there. I fully expect to hear some howls back. Everybody knows Bigfoots respond well to random humans making weird sounds in the woods, that’s just a fact.

I can see it now: Mike from Bottlegate; Cleveland Blogger & Professional Bigfoot Hunter. Sounds pretty legit if you ask me.