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According To This Study, Ohioans Love Monkey Porn, Bath Salts, And Baconators

Via Estately

Every U.S. state has its own unique interests and curiosities, and that’s especially true when it comes to internet searches. To highlight those differences we here at the real estate search site Estately dug through 11 years of Google search data to see which terms users in each state Googled more than any other. Each of these terms was selected because we deemed them particularly embarrassing or shameful.

OHIO:  Subway (fast food chain) / monkey porn / Baconator (Wendy’s food item) / bath salts (as in the drug)

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So this map was put together by the real estate site Estately. It shows which terms each state Googled more than the other states and WTF Ohio. We apparently love fast food subs and burgers, weird drugs, and weird porn. Sounds like a helluva trifecta to me.

If you eat Subway, you do bath salts, and you watch monkey porn, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you’re going to have something special.

There are some super interesting searches on here- Michigan with “pyramid schemes,” Mississippi with “penis enlargement,” Utah searching “Bronies,” and New Mexico with… “THE HOT CHICK???” The Hot Chick? I can’t even for one second wrap my head around that one, it’s by far the most head scratching term on the list.

This chart just proves that whatever weird stuff you’re searching on Google (God I hope no one ever sees my search history), there’s someone else searching something just as weird or even weirder. We’ve got some freaks here and that’s what makes us the greatest country in the world.

So, what are everyone’s plans for the weekend? I’ve got some things I want to eat, some things I want to do, and some things I want to watch.

Pittsburgh signed Michael Vick and Steelers fans lost their minds on Twitter

Last night the Steelers signed QB Michael Vick to fill the void that Bruce Gradkowski’s injury left. This caused A LOT of unrest among #SteelerNation that their beloved team would bring in a dog murderer to back up Big Ben.

I’m not here to preach or get on my moral high horse regarding Vick. That’s not what we do around here. No matter what your opinion is of him, we can all agree that he was an absolute beast and basically unstoppable in Madden ’04.

Let’s see how the fine fans of the Iron City are handling the signing of Mr. Vick:

https://twitter.com/Mehndi_tgr/status/636335061055447040

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No one tell Jen that Vick played for the Eagles.

https://twitter.com/Karstan/status/636321895776808960

It even got a man to commit to being a Browns fan! Welcome to a life of letdown, Steve! We’re glad to have you!

Who said anything about Vick being black?

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https://twitter.com/pnstaub/status/636324086604562432

https://twitter.com/Nerraux/status/636335582155771906

https://twitter.com/InvaderZee2112/status/636328577504550916

The equivalent to the “It’s still real to me, dammit!” guy

https://twitter.com/michelebiringer/status/636330495479906304

Oh shit! That’ll show ’em!

Life came at Dave pretty fast

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636313148639850497

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636313801340620800

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636323813735690240

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636338077947068416

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636348608959389696

It’s always nice to see those “holier than thou” fanbases get knocked down a little bit. At the end of the day your franchise isn’t any classier than the other 31 franchises. Every team is trying to win at all costs.

Since Le’Veon Bell is out the first few games… I think the next logical move for the Steelers to make is to sign Ray Rice.

This Is 100000% Real Audio Of A Bigfoot In Cuyahoga Valley National Park

From BFRO

The 2015 recording was obtained by Charlie Page (Ohio BFRO) in northeast Ohio’s Cuyahoga Valley National Park (CVNP) around 11pm in March. There have been sporadic sightings, sounds and track finds near and within this park for decades. It is an amazing, beautiful area but it is not well known outside Ohio. The size of the park is 52 square miles, 50% larger than Manhattan (34 square miles).

Charlie says his sound recorder was within 1000 feet a scenic vista point named Hemlock Point. The white noise in the background is traffic noise from a freeway (I-271) which cuts through the park. The animal howls more than once from basically the same area but seems to face a different direction for each howl. Distant response whoops can be heard in the background at points.


Audio HERE

There’s a couple things in life that I’m absolutely certain of- The ’95 Indians were the best team to never win a championship; Joel Skinner should have sent Kenny Lofton; Mozgov didn’t travel; and Tim Couch would have been a Pro Bowler if not for Chris Palmer and a dreadful offensive line.

Add this Bigfoot audio to my list of certainty. That right there is 100% undoubtedly, no questions asked, clear as day audio of a Bigfoot in Cuyahoga Valley National Park. Probably in distress. Most likely hungry. Indisputably Sasquatch.

 
Sometimes I venture over to CVNP to take my dog for a walk. Great place. Beautiful trails, rivers, a waterfall, ponds, etc. A PERFECT ecosystem to support the on-the-go Bigfoot lifestyle. You can bet your ass next time I go I’ll be doing my best Bobo impression while I’m there on the trails. A couple knocks here, a couple woops there. I fully expect to hear some howls back. Everybody knows Bigfoots respond well to random humans making weird sounds in the woods, that’s just a fact.

I can see it now: Mike from Bottlegate; Cleveland Blogger & Professional Bigfoot Hunter. Sounds pretty legit if you ask me.