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Prisoners react predictably when drone drops drugs in Mansfield prison yard

Via Columbus Dispatch

“The drone deposited a package containing enough tobacco for seven packs of smokes, enough marijuana for about 70 joints and a dollop of heroin that could yield more than 100 doses at Mansfield Correctional Institution.

While the airborne delivery sparked a brawl as inmates tussled over the package, it didn’t ultimately reach its intended target. Corrections officers found it hidden in a rec-yard equipment room.

A report said a fight broke out between prisoners in the north recreation yard of the prison about the time the drone was determined to have dropped the drug package.

During the scuffle, the package was thrown over a fence from the north recreation yard to the south yard, where it was hidden in an equipment room, the report said. Officials also searched roofs for any other packages, but found none.

Corrections officers used pepper spray to douse the fighting and about 200 prisoners from both the north and south recreation yards were carefully searched before being returned to their cells.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5f76Ega_ag


Tell you what…being in prison and having a drone fly over you and drop a shitload of drugs is just about as close to winning the lottery as you can get. There they are, rotting in the most miserable place imaginable with no joy or hope whatsoever when suddenly a mechanical angel appears and the one thing left on Earth that can make 99% of them happy starts raining down on their gross heads. That’d be like me sitting in my cube at 3:00 on a Wednesday afternoon and a Roomba bumps into my foot with a bottle of Jack Daniels taped to its back.

Also I know the cat in that video wants to make drones sound super complicated and difficult to use cause he’s an expert drone pilot cause he’s a nerd, but spoiler alert, there ain’t no high-rises in Mansfield, Ohio bub.

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Now admittedly I’ve never flown one myself so I don’t know how hard they are to handle but I’ve never been more confident about anything in my entire life than I am when I say, you give me a drone and put me anywhere near that prison and that sucker is gonna end up in the recreation yard.

Kudos to whoever drew this plan up though. So much more comfortable than in someone’s butt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5JfUh_Kim0

Prisoner in Ashland County jail wakes up and walks right out the front door

From Cleveland.com:

“An inmate who walked out of the Ashland County Jail early Friday by lying to jail security is back in custody.
Ashland County Sheriff Capt. Steven Blake said police in Lexington, Kentucky captured Jeremy M. Williamson, 34, after Blake called a relative from a Speedway gas station there.”

“Williamson changed out of his green prison uniform on Friday and into blue pants and white shirt that signifies someone going to do community service.

Williamson told the guard he was ordered to do the community service about 6:20 a.m. and walked out of the jail.

Williamson was on community service duty in August.”

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What. In. The. Fuck. is going on with the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction right now? A week after the most hated piece of shit in the entire state escaped from prison by CLIMBING A FENCE, this cat pops off his green skivvies, puts on blue pants and a white tee and walks right out the front door of the place. Are those not like the first two escape plans outlined in the handbook for prison guarding? “Step 1: While inside the prison, do not let prisoners walk out of the front door. Step 2: While outside the prison, do not let prisoners climb any fences.” Literally the only place these scummies can go in those two situations, aka the only two situations they’re ever in. I just can’t wrap my head around it. Fuck “The Birthplace of Aviation”, I’m rolling with “The Place to Be if You’re Incarcerated”.

Another article from Cleveland.com considers whether budget cuts are to blame for the recent events. I’m not gonna sit here and pretend to be some expert about correctional facilities and state budgets, but I’m pretty fucking sure it’fences not a good idea to start pulling staff from guard towers like they have at Allen Oakwood. The fact of the matter is that the amount of work to do in prisons is staying the same, if not growing (these guys are starting to adapt, climbing fences and walking), while the amount of guards to do the work is decreasing.

Toward the end of this long ass article, they suggest a possible solution for prison over-crowding is sending less people to prison. Building new facilities, expanding old ones, hiring more guards, that’s all expensive. I get that. But are we seriously going to say our correctional budget should determine our laws? We can’t afford to hold these guys so Bobby, who is a non-violent offender, is cool now? Air tight logic. Maybe you should ask him nicely for that fifty grand he embezzled and pump it right back into the prison. I could get down with building some less-secure facilities for prisoners like that, which I’m assuming would be cheaper, but they’ll probably go and try to walk out the front door anyway.