1 preseason game down and I’m pretty sure we’ve already got the JR Smith quote of the year. Thanks JR for clarifying that you weren’t doing crack, I’m sure it was on all of our minds (no one was thinking that). Who knew you could lose 17 pounds so quickly just from doing crack? Think I just found my new diet!
A couple more highlights from last night’s preseason game vs. the Hawks.
“Basketball is almost back, and 30 teams will soon embark on their own quest. It starts with Trainwreck star and occasional basketball player LeBron James and his team, the Cleveland Cavaliers — along with comedian Mike Epps — on “The Quest.”
“It’s awesome, man. The creative behind it makes sense for us,” says Cavaliers guard Kyrie Irving. “It fits for what we’re trying to do.”
The players sport desert adventurer garb and gather at the top of the dune. Sadly, the players weren’t actually shuttled to Dubai to film. EW has an exclusive behind-the-scenes video that breaks down production on the video and features interviews with Epps and Irving.
“The Quest” will also feature the Los Angeles Clippers (Chris Paul, DeAndre Jordan, Paul Pierce) with Billy Crystal and the Houston Rockets (James Harden, Dwight Howard) with D.J. Hughley, and the world champion Golden State Warriors.”
I don’t know what Black Doug from The Hangover is doing at the end there but other than that, this spot is flawless. LeBron with his compass, guiding the Cavs to Mr. Larry O’Brien. Kyrie with his staff, sticking it into the ground and stuff. And Kevin, longingly gazing at the trophy that has eluded him his whole career using a spyglass (full disclosure: I initially typed “telescope”) cause he has bad eyes or something. 30 seconds of poetry in motion.
I guess our celebrity companion could have been worse though. I want absolutely nothing to do with Billy Crystal after the Yankees got shut out at home last night, and if I’m not mistaken, D.J. Hughley isn’t a real person. Mike Epps exists, so we got that going for us.
Clutch of TNT to debut it during the NL Wild Card game tonight, too. The promise of 30 seconds of Kevin Love is more than enough ammo to convince my girlfriend to let me watch it.
Well. A after a shattered kneecap and a shoulder that was ripped out by a hippy from Boston, the Cavs weren’t able to bring home that elusive title.
A lot of people laughed and scoffed that someone would willingly tattoo something like that on their body. Well, Lil Geeky is smarter than all of us. A true visionary. When we zig, he zags. We walk left, he runs right. That’s the reason he had the foresight and gumption to make the “5” in “2015” look very similar to a “6” in “2016.” Such a professional, veteran move.
The good thing is that Cleveland fans are totally rational and won’t relate this to any sort of Cleveland curse. Let’s hope the Cavs are able to hoist the Larry O’Brien this season because I don’t think “2016” converts very easily to “2017.”
Bottlegate 