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Avon kid arrested after tweeting about plans to shoot police officers

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From The Chronicle-Telegram:

“AVON — A local man was arrested for threatening physical harm to law enforcement officers via Twitter earlier this month.

Lewis Lake, 18, of the 3100 block of Stoney Ridge Road, was arrested and charged with making a terroristic threat and aggravated menacing after he allegedly posted the threats.

Avon City Prosecutor Richard Kray said Lake posted comments saying he was going to get some guns and shoot police.

Kray said Lake made a series of threats on social media in which police were brought up a number of times. He didn’t provide specifics about whether threats were made in a single day, over a period of time or the exact phrases Lake used.

According to Avon Lake Municipal Court records, Lake has not entered a plea. He is scheduled to appear in court at 9 a.m. Sept. 24.”

There’s dumb people, there’s people who think Moe’s is better than Chipotle and then there’s folks like Mr. Lake here. Sure, let’s fire up some tweets about shooting guns at the one group of people whose job it is to, you know, stop people from shooting other people with guns.  And then they ARRESTED YOU? In other shocking news, the sky is blue, water is wet and the Browns starting quarterback was concussed after the first series of the year. Christ.

This is like the scholars who tease horses at a zoo and take a hoof to the nuts, or the bully at school who mocks the class nerd relentlessly only to find out the kids parents have had him in Jiu Jitsu since he was 8. Except Lewis here didn’t have the fortitude to walk on down to the station and poke the bear himself…he hid behind his iPhone. Good luck in court, thunderthumbs.

PS It’s funny though, “terroristic threats” and “aggravated menacing” are pretty spot-on when used to describe my reactions to the first 60 minutes of Cleveland Browns football this season

PPS We don’t do a “Chronicle.northcoastnow.com Comments of the Week” feature here at Bottlegate, but maybe we should start

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Pittsburgh signed Michael Vick and Steelers fans lost their minds on Twitter

Last night the Steelers signed QB Michael Vick to fill the void that Bruce Gradkowski’s injury left. This caused A LOT of unrest among #SteelerNation that their beloved team would bring in a dog murderer to back up Big Ben.

I’m not here to preach or get on my moral high horse regarding Vick. That’s not what we do around here. No matter what your opinion is of him, we can all agree that he was an absolute beast and basically unstoppable in Madden ’04.

Let’s see how the fine fans of the Iron City are handling the signing of Mr. Vick:

https://twitter.com/Mehndi_tgr/status/636335061055447040

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No one tell Jen that Vick played for the Eagles.

https://twitter.com/Karstan/status/636321895776808960

It even got a man to commit to being a Browns fan! Welcome to a life of letdown, Steve! We’re glad to have you!

Who said anything about Vick being black?

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https://twitter.com/pnstaub/status/636324086604562432

https://twitter.com/Nerraux/status/636335582155771906

https://twitter.com/InvaderZee2112/status/636328577504550916

The equivalent to the “It’s still real to me, dammit!” guy

https://twitter.com/michelebiringer/status/636330495479906304

Oh shit! That’ll show ’em!

Life came at Dave pretty fast

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636313148639850497

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636313801340620800

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636323813735690240

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636338077947068416

https://twitter.com/djhrinak/status/636348608959389696

It’s always nice to see those “holier than thou” fanbases get knocked down a little bit. At the end of the day your franchise isn’t any classier than the other 31 franchises. Every team is trying to win at all costs.

Since Le’Veon Bell is out the first few games… I think the next logical move for the Steelers to make is to sign Ray Rice.

For the small cost of $140,000, LeBron James will send a sponsored tweet promoting your business

From ESPN

Want to pay LeBron James to tweet out your product?

Expect to pay at about $140,000 and even then, the Cleveland Cavaliers forward is not likely to say yes.

Opendorse, a company that specializes in executing and monetizing digital and social media campaigns for athletes, says a tweet from James, who has 23.2 million followers, has the highest value of any U.S. athlete. Each tweet from James has a media value of $139,474, the company said.


 

$140,00? That it? Seems like a STEAL!

According to Forbes, the median house price in Cleveland, OH is $131,600. So instead of getting that nice 3 bedroom 2 bath house on that quaint one acre lot, you’ll be paying for 140 characters instead. Basically a grand for each letter. Seems like a good investment.

That’s why they call him “The King” I suppose.

Here’s what else you can get with $140k:

$140,000 Hot Wheels Is Most Expensive Tiny Toy Car Ever

  • At $7k each, you could buy 20 Tibetan Mastiffs and have the most badass pack of dogs on the planet

  • This 2016 Winnebago that I’m sure would look great parked in the Muni Lot on Sundays in the fall

  • Buy 3 pairs of these Nike Air Mags for $37,500 each. Perfect for every outfit I suppose.

NIKE AIR MAG: $37,500

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The new limited-edition contact lenses by Shekhar Eye Research feature 18 diamonds.

Gold and Diamond Gameboy

Budweiser Beer, 12 fl oz, 24 pack

Personally, I’d go with the Romanburgers.

PS- The Bottlegate Twitter account has almost 3,200 followers. I will start sending out your sponsored tweets for $5 a pop. That’s a steal if I’ve ever heard one.

PPS- Yes I realize $140k is the “worth” and not the “cost” of the tweet but that wouldn’t translate to this blog. Sorry.