Oh. “All those involved in the fights are juveniles.” They MUST be talking about the Beachwood Mall fight we posted earlier in the week, right? No? This is another incident? Sigh.
Jesus Christ, kids. What are we doing here? Whatever happened to going to the movies on a Friday night with your friends and just being normal? Maybe sneak in some candy or chips. Maybe sneak into a Rated-R movie?
I was just at Valley View Cinemark today watching some shitty Steve Carrell and Channing Tatum movie too. What the hell.
Sidenote: If you’re even considering going to see Foxcatcher… just.. don’t. You’ll thank me. It’s AWFUL.
Let’s go to the handy dandy Twitter machine and see what we missed:
I hunt duck, Urban. They’re overpopulated in this region and they’re decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?
What better way to cheer on the Buckeyes as they head to Dallas to take on Oregon than to do it in one of these babies? Shirts available in Scarlet, Grey, White, and Black.
Hoodies, t-shirts, crew necks, women’s v-necks… we got ’em all for ya.
Bottlegate 